How to get myself a woman.

[UchihaBrat]

You can do it!
Dude, if my avatar can get a girlfriend, so can you! :|

Now get out there and bring me some coffee find a woman! =DD

your avatar? That thing is handsome compared to me!:|

Ok.. *brings coffee*

 

[~Yubel~]

Well, I was going to +rep you, but if you insist... =DD
LOL jokes. Take it. Take your well-deserved +rep >_>

Thanks bro...but it´s not needed....lol joking, i know i deserve it and i know that just made me look arrogant!

 

[UchihaBrat]

Thanks bro...but it´s not needed....lol joking, i know i deserve it and i know that just made me look arrogant!

I think it's ok, you gave lots of helpful tips after all!

 

[~Yubel~]

You can read any advice but none will make a difference unless you try it and see for yourself, don´t let yourself get overloaded with information without taking any action.

 

[99minutes]

your avatar? That thing is handsome compared to me!:|

Ok.. *brings coffee*

LOL It's not about the looks xD
My avatar is an absolute gentleman. He always looks out for his girlfriend.

One time there was a guy who was trying to steal my avatar's girlfriend's purse. My avatar ripped his head off, chewed on his spine, and crushed what was left of his bones.

My avatar's girlfriend swooned for him like hell <3
See what I mean =DD

 

[UchihaBrat]

You can read any advice but none will make a difference unless you try it and see for yourself, don´t let yourself get overloaded with information without taking any action.

Sounds reasonable~

LOL It's not about the looks xD
My avatar is an absolute gentleman. He always looks out for his girlfriend.

One time there was a guy who was trying to steal my avatar's girlfriend's purse. My avatar ripped his head off, chewed on his spine, and crushed what was left of his bones.

My avatar's girlfriend swooned for him like hell <3
See what I mean =DD

No. This might just have pushed me off right path in life..

 

[99minutes]

Sounds reasonable~


No. This might just have pushed me off right path in life..

Aw, come on. Girl's love bloody violence =DD
Haven't you seen that movie, Kung Fu Panda?

 

[The Eye]

Idk what everyone else says but its not that bad

All you need is CONFIDENCE! its a difference being cocky and confident. Note that.
Also make sure your clean, smell good etc, and neat (hair, clothe etc)
When you talk to her speak to her with confidence, most girls like boys with humor and boys they can have a serious conversation with also. i know tis cliche but being yourself is kinda best, but if being your self is a shy person then you need to break that habbit. Talk to strangers if you have to so you can lose the shyness out of you.

Now whats your problem? im here to help =D

 

[sandysennin]

@Sandysennin: xd ok, so let's see here. You're saying to compromise between reality and my preconceptions on how it should be, no?

Yeah, I'll protect them till the day I die!

Will do.

Naw, I would be looking for something lasting, boobs sag and arses get wrinkly.

I'm with you dude!
I'm ready to live my life "alone" if that mean i can't find what i'm looking for!

Sometimes we have this preconceptions that if we think about we see it's not that important and we can put them aside.

But some others it's just impossible to dish'em.​

your avatar? That thing is handsome compared to me!:|

Ok.. *brings coffee*

This, this is a mis-preconception! Don't think like that!

In high school there was this extremely ugly dude... and he had a gf and we didn't... we had to be happy with playing Magic The Gathering!​

 

[Black-Star]

Ask her to show you her panties. Always works

 

[Raidenuser]

Ask her to show you her panties. Always works

I think that only works if you are David Beckham lol

 

[UchihaBrat]

Aw, come on. Girl's love bloody violence =DD
Haven't you seen that movie, Kung Fu Panda?

I did, po or whatever his name is was violent, but he didn't go eating other animals like that..

Idk what everyone else says but its not that bad

All you need is CONFIDENCE! its a difference being cocky and confident. Note that.
Also make sure your clean, smell good etc, and neat (hair, clothe etc)
When you talk to her speak to her with confidence, most girls like boys with humor and boys they can have a serious conversation with also. i know tis cliche but being yourself is kinda best, but if being your self is a shy person then you need to break that habbit. Talk to strangers if you have to so you can lose the shyness out of you.

Now whats your problem? im here to help =D

So.. Take care of hygiene, be confident but not to the point where I'm cocky.
Humour is good, I've been told already, and serious convos is almost a must IMO.
It's scary being myself, because I feel as if I'm scaring others away by being that, since I'm quite weird
no problem other than looking into how to get together with someone.

I'm with you dude!
I'm ready to live my life "alone" if that mean i can't find what i'm looking for!

Sometimes we have this preconceptions that if we think about we see it's not that important and we can put them aside.

But some others it's just impossible to dish'em.



This, this is a mis-preconception! Don't think like that!

In high school there was this extremely ugly dude... and he had a gf and we didn't... we had to be happy with playing Magic The Gathering!​

I'm as prepared

Oh well, I played Magic The Gathering as well, it's a good game~

Ask her to show you her panties. Always works

Ok, but only if she has the humour to joke it away, otherwise I could get sued for sekuhara.

 

[The Eye]

I did, po or whatever his name is was violent, but he didn't go eating other animals like that..

So.. Take care of hygiene, be confident but not to the point where I'm cocky.
Humour is good, I've been told already, and serious convos is almost a must IMO.
It's scary being myself, because I feel as if I'm scaring others away by being that, since I'm quite weird
no problem other than looking into how to get together with someone.

I'm as prepared

Oh well, I played Magic The Gathering as well, it's a good game~

Ok, but only if she has the humour to joke it away, otherwise I could get sued for sekuhara.

if things dont work out with a girl you like being friends with her can benefit you in the future.

 

[UchihaBrat]

if things dont work out with a girl you like being friends with her can benefit you in the future.

huh? Oh, sure it can! Friends are always nice to have!

 

[Swizzik]

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....this

 

[Gobi]

Money talks >_>

 

[The Eye]

huh? Oh, sure it can! Friends are always nice to have!

no, not that. because it can lead to a relationship later or she can be the one to help you get other girls you may like. embrace the friendship

 

[Gama]

Hmmm...few options...here is equipment needed for every one of them...

1. You need shirt, suit, few good jokes, bunch of flowers, romantic music...that's it...and guitar if you know how to use it...
or
2.You need tuxedo, BMW, black glasses, few million dollars...
or
3.You need really big bag...
or
4.You need Chuck Norris,Spiderman and Batman...

 

[Feen]

spike her

 

[Uchiha Riyo]

I have an idea, it's kinda crazy but give it a shot, here's a series of steps.

1. Talk to her.

There is no step two.