How to get myself a woman.

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It's not what you don't believe in, it's what the woman you're trying to get with believes in. as for being hung and language skills, I don't think you understood the innuendo I posted.

And since you want some advice, here's something I posted a few days ago:



Bottom line is, if you don't throw a line out with some good bait, your never gonna catch any fish. If you stay on the shore, you'll never ride any waves.
If I act on things outside my belief I'd feel as if betraying myself. Getting together with someone with such a mindset can't be good can it?:confused:
I didn't get the innuendo? ok..

So the point is I have nothing to lose? What if my flirting gets me in trouble? I like my balls, I don't want them crushed so soon.

@99: ... I have to start looking at big butts?
 

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If I act on things outside my belief I'd feel as if betraying myself. Getting together with someone with such a mindset can't be good can it?:confused:
I didn't get the innuendo? ok..

So the point is I have nothing to lose? What if my flirting gets me in trouble? I like my balls, I don't want them crushed so soon.

@99: ... I have to start looking at big butts?
The only way a little flirting will hurt is if she has a boyfriend already. In which case he'd probably just tell you to back off.
 

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Ah, this is more of a concrete contribution now isn't it?
Simply telling me to 'log out' is quite ambiguous.
Indeed girls do not crawl out of screens, they need to have some standards, otherwise men would think them to be quite desperate.
Well, since my mom is dead I suppose he does have one, so I can't argue against that, thanks.. thank you very much..
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Love it when someone hits the "feel guilt" card on the table.

 

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The only way a little flirting will hurt is if she has a boyfriend already. In which case he'd probably just tell you to back off.
Hopefully that's the case, but there is the aggressive kind you know, might just be me having watched too many movies, but how about the guy who'll kick your *ss for just looking at his GF out of jealousy?

@Zerabitu: ... Do you want something?
 

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The only way you're gonna get kicked in the ding ding is if you're offensive. Don't be offensive. Just say hello and start up conversation.. They turn you down. Oh well. Move on. And yes, you have nothing to lose.
 

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It's cold outside, you go outside!
Look, bud. You need to man up!
Don't be afraid. Make some friends. Hang out. Go to parks. Movies. Do fun stuff!

If one turns you down, it's not the end of the world. It might hurt excruciatingly (LOL okay that doesn't help), but the good thing about life is that you always have second and third and fourth and (possibly) fifth chances!

That's what separates life from death...

...wait, what was I talking about? :|

Oh yeah. Take the risk! Go for it! =DD
 

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Work on yourself first, work on developing real confidence, work on developing humor, go out there and let yourself have a good time.:D

Don´t think about getting anything out of the conversation except a good time, don´t expect her to kiss you or anything otherwise you´ll just shoot yourself in the foot, especially since you´re a beginner.:p

Just be calm, have good clothes, good hygiene etc.
As you talk to more girls and more people overall, your conversation skills will pick up and it´ll get easier to get a girl.

Never let yourself look needy,clingy or desperate, if you get her number, don´t be quick to call her, look her in the eyes when you´re talking and she´s talking, stand firm but relaxed and carry a smile, i´m not talking about that ugly little grin that´ll make them scared and run for their lives cuz you look like a rapist.xd

Just a simple smile that don´t look any strange, practice in the mirror to smile.

Also, if you get a date, don´t take her to any fancy restaurants and shit, just simple stuff.
They´ll think you´re trying to impress them by taking them to these nice places.

Let me tell you something, you will make mistakes, i repeat, YOU WILL FAIL!!!
So you shouldn´t even think about "what if this happens" because you won´t know how to ride the bike right away, you will fall and it´ll hurt but as you continue, it´ll be easier and in time you´ll become a stud.;)

Either you listen to what i said or you can save the money for dates and buy a hoe instead.
That way, there is no beating around the bush.:cool:

It is my duty to help a fellow Nakama so no need to thank me!:D
 
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Look, bud. You need to man up!
Don't be afraid. Make some friends. Hang out. Go to parks. Movies. Do fun stuff!

If one turns you down, it's not the end of the world. It might hurt excruciatingly (LOL okay that doesn't help), but the good thing about life is that you always have second and third and fourth and (possibly) fifth chances!

That's what separates life from death...

...wait, what was I talking about? :|

Oh yeah. Take the risk! Go for it! =DD
Yeah, hurting is not tempting at all.. But I suppose action is needed for something to happen, thx! You're a poet, master.
 

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Work on yourself first, work on developing real confidence, work on developing humor, go out there and let yourself have a good time.:D

Don´t think about getting anything out of the conversation except a good time, don´t expect her to kiss you or anything otherwise you´ll just shoot yourself in the foot, especially since you´re a beginner.

Just be calm, have good clothes, good hygiene etc.
As you talk to more girls and more people overall, your conversation skills will pick up and it´ll get easier to get a girl.

Never let yourself look needy,clingy or desperate, if you get her number, don´t be quick to call her, look her in the eyes when you´re talking and she´s talking, stand firm but relaxed and carry a smile, i´m not talking about that ugly little grin that´ll make them scared cuz you look like a rapist.xd

Just a simple smile that don´t look any strange, practice in the mirror to smile.

Also, if you get a date, don´t take her to any fancy restaurants and stuff, just simple stuff.
They´ll think you´re trying to impress them by taking them to these nice places.

You will make mistakes, i repeat, YOU WILL FAIL!!!
So you shouldn´t even think about "what if this happens" because you won´t know how to ride the bike right away, you will fall and it´ll hrt but as you continue, it´ll be easier and in time you´ll become a pro.

Either you listen to what i said or you can save the money for dates and buy a hoe instead.
That way, there is no beating around the bush.

It is my duty to help a fellow Nakama so no need to thank me!:D
Well, I was going to +rep you, but if you insist... =DD
LOL jokes. Take it. Take your well-deserved +rep >_>
 

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o.o. I guess I could use some. I'm so sleepy. I need to do the dishes, but I have no motivation. >_<. I feel so lazy. We didn't go to bed last night until like 1am because I was at work until 10pm and then my hair had to dry after showering. And then I woke up at about 8 and couldn't get back to sleep. I finally got up with Matt when he got out of bed. *sighs* I hate being an adult.
You got that right!

Sometimes it does suck!

But hey, we got to do what we got to do! U_U

So, I just wait until I start liking someone??
I don't really have an advice for you because... well... i'm kind of in the same situation... but i'm a few years older so... :p

But yeah, at least wait until a girl catches your interest!

I'm with you in the economy part dude!

If I act on things outside my belief I'd feel as if betraying myself. Getting together with someone with such a mindset can't be good can it?:confused:
I didn't get the innuendo? ok..

So the point is I have nothing to lose? What if my flirting gets me in trouble? I like my balls, I don't want them crushed so soon.

@99: ... I have to start looking at big butts?
You have some strong ideas about what you want... loosen yourself a bit... Keep true to yourself thou. Try to find balance between what you seek and what the reality is!

In any case, take those things to protect the balls.. just in case XD

And look at whatever pleases you.

In the end what will hook you to a girl won't be the boobs or the round arse.. unless your looking for a physical relation
 
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Work on yourself first, work on developing real confidence, work on developing humor, go out there and let yourself have a good time.:D

Don´t think about getting anything out of the conversation except a good time, don´t expect her to kiss you or anything otherwise you´ll just shoot yourself in the foot, especially since you´re a beginner.

Just be calm, have good clothes, good hygiene etc.
As you talk to more girls and more people overall, your conversation skills will pick up and it´ll get easier to get a girl.

Never let yourself look needy,clingy or desperate, if you get her number, don´t be quick to call her, look her in the eyes when you´re talking and she´s talking, stand firm but relaxed and carry a smile, i´m not talking about that ugly little grin that´ll make them scared cuz you look like a rapist.xd

Just a simple smile that don´t look any strange, practice in the mirror to smile.

Also, if you get a date, don´t take her to any fancy restaurants and stuff, just simple stuff.
They´ll think you´re trying to impress them by taking them to these nice places.

You will make mistakes, i repeat, YOU WILL FAIL!!!
So you shouldn´t even think about "what if this happens" because you won´t know how to ride the bike right away, you will fall and it´ll hrt but as you continue, it´ll be easier and in time you´ll become a pro.

Either you listen to what i said or you can save the money for dates and buy a hoe instead.
That way, there is no beating around the bush.

It is my duty to help a fellow Nakama so no need to thank me!:D
Woah! Lots of pointers there!xd I do think it's within reasonable grounds to assume I'll make mistakes, yes, most do I suppose.
You carry some deep words here, thank you!

@Sandysennin: xd ok, so let's see here. You're saying to compromise between reality and my preconceptions on how it should be, no?

Yeah, I'll protect them till the day I die!

Will do.

Naw, I would be looking for something lasting, boobs sag and arses get wrinkly.
 
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Yeah, hurting is not tempting at all.. But I suppose action is needed for something to happen, thx! You're a poet, master.
Bro, I know what true heart-break is. The point is, if you don't decide to commit suicide, you will survive! It's painful but you get over it.

And don't worry. As long as you play the right moves, you don't have to worry about getting hurt :/
 

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Bro, I know what true heart-break is. The point is, if you don't decide to commit suicide, you will survive! It's painful but you get over it.

And don't worry. As long as you play the right moves, you don't have to worry about getting hurt :/
Ugh.. That sounds painful, I'm probably not as unstable to consider suicide, but I somewhat understand what you mean-.-

Roger~
 
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