Thirteenth step:
Everytime you get a PM from a Global Moderator with the title "You have received an infraction at NarutoBase Forums" and when you read the reason (e.g. spamming/flamming etc.), don't panic, it's nothing bad, in fact the mods/gmods and admins show their appreciation to you for posting useless stuff in threads and also they want to give their thanks because, as a gansta' you are, you swear all over the forum.
So basically an infraction is a token of the Staffs' gratitude.
Make sure you collect as many as possible.When you recieve a PM with the title "You have been banned from NarutoBase Forums", CONGRATULATIONS!Now all the mods and admins love you.Also you will realize you cannot post anymore for a certain amount of time, the real thing is that the mods and admins blocked your ability to post, so you have time to reflect on all the good things you've done, because you are such a nice person, NarutoBase just cant get rid of you.
Make sure, once again, that once you get un-banned you reply to "You have been banned at NarutoBase Forums" with a nice and clear: "F*ck you!", that's the only way you can notify the admins and mods that you are back!