how to avoid polar bear attack

[tobitaka]

jus bin playin crash bandicoot 2 and i realised sumin. when being hunted by a polar bear, all u have to do is JUMP ON A SMALLER POLAR BEAR AND RIDE IT TO SAFETY! arctic exploration fail ^^

 

[wonderwho]

stfu

 

[Venus]

my theory is better, don't go by a polar bear lol

 

[Wesobi]

Such insight!

 

[-Hatake-]

stfu

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[arnierulezz]

Emoticon replies are against the rules

it's not like you can type stfu without the emotion

"stfu"
:stfu:
[stfu]
all turn into emoticons
only way to do it is like this
s t f u
but that's lame

I would do something else when I'm attacked by a polar bear

I would make a spiral movement with my arms and let my hands join together in front of me
then I would put my hands next to my body and twist them so the fingers of both hands are in opposite direction and the palms are joint together and twist my body as to protect the hands
and then all of a sudden put them in front of you again

do this while screaming as hard as you can KAH MEH HAA MEH HAAAAAAHHHHH

and blast the polar bear into smithereens
like this

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[Iruka]

Is this in response to the British teenager that was mauled to death by a polar bear very recently? Kinda in bad taste "arctic exploration fail ^^" the guy is dead.

 

[Sonne]

Is this in response to the British teenager that was mauled to death by a polar bear very recently? Kinda in bad taste "arctic exploration fail ^^" the guy is dead.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[tobitaka]

thats what makes the joke edgy. duhh!

 

[Venus]

thats what makes the joke edgy. duhh!

lmfao!!!!!!

 

[Punk Hazard]

OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE A F**KING GENIUS! *whispers* can you believe this guy?

 

[Pervyy]

Lmao... or ... rape the polar bear O_O

 

[Punk Hazard]

how about you knock a box of tnt onto the bear. but not nitro, youll die

 

[Venus]

Lmao... or ... rape the polar bear O_O

living up to your name ae...i like i like.

POLAR BEAR RAPE!!!!!

 

[Xylon]

Lmao... or ... rape the polar bear O_O

That is certainly a way to save a endangered specie