(what was brutal? my response or the fact that my character is crazy as f***?)
Syren arrives at headquarters and stops. where his lab had previously been on the north side laid an enormous hole, complete with exposed pipe endings, sparking wires, black scorch marks, and half of his beloved blackboard. he pulls out his communiactor and dials in the number of his employer, Ghan. Before Ghan can even speak, Syren goes on a rant.
"WE ARE GONE FOR SEVENTEEN DAYS, THREE HOURS, FIFTEEN MINUTES, AND THIRTY-TWO SECONDS, AND YOU COMPLETELY ERADICATE OUR LAB?! Was it the color? cause quite frankly, the blood quality of the Celeste public is quite lacking. might i suggest we add flourine to the water supply? it protects teeth and gives blood that nice crimson color i like. ugh, nevermind, i hope you arent busy right now, because i am seriously ticked off. i-i-i am so angry i am singular. you know how angry that is? Thats beyond furious, its S-class virus mad... oh s***, you need to get everybody down to the safety bunker immediately. nah nah anh, no, you listen Sir, in my biological storage bin, i had two strains of Ebola i was testing. and seeing that the unit is gone, i have to assume that you are all infected. get everyone down to the lab so that i can run tests. and dont even worry, these test will be a little invasive, but it will be better than waking up six days from now throwing up you newly liquified internal organs." he hangs up the phone and sighs. "just my luck. i'm gone for a blip in the stream of time and everything goes to hell. well, i guess we better get the ELISA Test ready. dammit. and i really wanted to paint." he quickly walks through the doors of headquarters and goes to the keypad, typing in the fourteen digit passkey for a Code Red Emergency Quarantine of the building. an electronic yet oddly familiar voice is heard over the speakers.
"Emergency code confirmed. all personnel are required to proceed to Sector 5 immediately. this is not a drill. warning, premises is locked down. any persons caught leaving the building will be shot and burned upon sight. Emergency Code Confirmed. All personnel are required..."
Syren chuckles as he heads to the transport elevator. "Oh Maly, your voice sure does carry." he whistles a happy tune softly to himself as the elevator takes him to Sector 5 of Headquarters.