Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[AMystery]

Oh! OH! That thread I remember now! We sang a lot!xd
Oh well, Padre needs to attend his duties!
*gets on my knees and prays to the statue of Stephano*
Please guide me oh Stephano of worldly desiresU_U
*pulls something out of my pocket and throws it into the air, and a swimsuit magazine falls down on my lap and I pick it up*
What's this? You want me to read this? Since it's you telling me to do this, then I suppose I must~<33

not that again xd remember last time, you had a nose bleed all over the floor
oh remember the guy with the golden toilet? xd
fun times ^^

 

[UchihaBrat]

not that again xd remember last time, you had a nose bleed all over the floor
oh remember the guy with the golden toilet? xd
fun times ^^

Bruce Li!! I remember!
This guy!

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Actually, I'll go get him for our toilets as well!!
*goes and gets Bruce*
There! Now our holy water has risen to the next level!
*goes back to flipping through the pages of the magazine until*

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[AMystery]

Bruce Li!! I remember!
This guy!

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Actually, I'll go get him for our toilets as well!!
*goes and gets Bruce*
There! Now our holy water has risen to the next level!
*goes back to flipping through the pages of the magazine until*

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xd nice to see you again Bruce.
oh dear brat...oh dear
*passes you some tissues* atleast wipe your face.
*magazine sets alight*

 

[UchihaBrat]

xd nice to see you again Bruce.
oh dear brat...oh dear
*passes you some tissues* atleast wipe your face.
*magazine sets alight*

Uuuuuuh~ T-Terry. . If I don't make it. . Please tell Bruce that I'm sorry for forgetting him, and. . . You can have my whole collection of maga- *sees magazine burning ominously* . . You can have my cookies. O-O
*faints*

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[AMystery]

Uuuuuuh~ T-Terry. . If I don't make it. . Please tell Bruce that I'm sorry for forgetting him, and. . . You can have my whole collection of maga- *sees magazine burning ominously* . . You can have my cookies. O-O
*faints*

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*goes to Bruce* Brat says he's sorry for forgetting you.
*goes back to Brat* hmm should I help him?
*picks up brat and takes him to hospital* you need more blood.
*sigh* you'll just give me more work otherwise.
I did warn you U_U

 

[UchihaBrat]

At the hospital
*sees a hot nurse and acts hurt*
UB:Oooaaahh!! Nurse! I need healing!
Nurse: I'm sure your condition is no more severe than it was a second ago
UB: B-But you don't understand! I need you to give me cookies!
Nurse: . . I'm not sure you should have anything other than what our hospital has to offer, which is a healthy food. I'm sorry, no cookies for you.
UB: *cookie rage*
UOOOOOHHH!! I. NEED. COOKIES!!! *rips all my clothes off and teleports to the top of the church, howling*

 

[AMystery]

*sat in the rafters, watches Brat return*
*smh* oh brat *drops a cookie down towards you* glad to see you're better and back to your good old self xd

 

[UchihaBrat]

*jumps towards the cookie, but unfortunately, fail to catch it and falls into the moat*
Bllgghhrrgghh!

 

[AMystery]

Brat *fishes you out of the moat.*
be more careful okay *passes you a cookie*

 

[Hanon]

:T_T:

 

[UchihaBrat]

*bwaaffhrgfhrghfgh!*<- Puking
C-Cookie! Brat happy~

 

[AMystery]

*smh, sighs* oh brat. you are silly.
*disappears to return to sitting in the rafters*

 

[Roger23]

*sitting ontop of the building, in the moonlight*

 

[EchoPain]

been a while echo :hug: how are you? ^^

Great, thx, a bit busy but it's okay ..and u? :hug:

 

[AMystery]

Great, thx, a bit busy but it's okay ..and u? :hug:

that's good to hear ^^ and fair enough hope all is well
I've not been too bad. also been quite busy, but getting through okay
:hug:
what you been up to?

 

[UchihaBrat]

Oooh!! Echo! And Roger!! *snorts* Hmph! Finally I meet you again!
Let's fight Roger!

 

[EchoPain]

that's good to hear ^^ and fair enough hope all is well
I've not been too bad. also been quite busy, but getting through okay
:hug:
what you been up to?

^^...oh, lots of stuff lol

 

[EchoPain]

Oooh!! Echo! And Roger!! *snorts* Hmph! Finally I meet you again!
Let's fight Roger!

Hi father ..umm, why? xd

 

[UchihaBrat]

Hi father ..umm, why? xd

I'm feeling manly!

 

[EchoPain]

I'm feeling manly!

Oh xd..good for u