Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

*gets down on my knees and starts praying by a statue of Stephano, in the moonlight shine*
Not long ago I met someone I thought to become my one and only, but I was wrong.. In my delusional state of mind, I had overseen the fact that Scarlett, requiescat in pace, was not of flesh and blood, but plastic.. When I realized this I couldn't keep my emotions in check, and accidentally incinerated her, thus I am left with remorse and self-contempt.. I seek your guidance Stephano.. What must I do?..
*silently awaits a miracle*

 

[EchoPain]

*strolls sad-faced through the church talking to myself* Where are all the angels, demons and werewolves..?...where...so boring here..and where are all the sinners who come in the church with guns..those were times.....ˇˇ

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*Walks in with a minigun strapped to my back and zabuzas sword on my waist*

"Who called for a sinner?"

 

[Zwei]

*Walks in with a minigun strapped to my back and zabuzas sword on my waist*

"Who called for a sinner?"

*brings up all zoro's swords*

is there something you want?

 

[Jubi-Sama]

"The title said unholy so I thought I could come in and spread my unholyness to all of you. Plus I am high as astroids right now on weed and meth." xd

 

[Zwei]

"The title said unholy so I thought I could come in and spread my unholyness to all of you. Plus I am high as astroids right now on weed and meth." xd

unholy, yeah, we pray to sin. xd

welcome in, want a cofee?

 

[Jubi-Sama]

unholy, yeah, we pray to sin. xd

welcome in, want a cofee?

Sure you got some vodka to cause I would like a Valium-mocha-choclate-vodka-late to drink please xd

 

[Kikyo]

*follows the scent of blood*

@_@

 

[Zwei]

Sure you got some vodka to cause I would like a Valium-mocha-choclate-vodka-late to drink please xd

O_O yup.

*gives you the drink*

here, enjoy. :S

*follows the scent of blood*

@_@

@_@ queen Mibu, may i ask if Lord Nocturnal is around? oh, and here is a glass of blood.

*Gives you glass*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Padre's log; today has been a most peculiar day indeed. I was preaching about sin in the church early in the morning, when I heard a truly intriguing sound. Coming from the statue of Stephano was a voice.. A voice telling me that, in order to win, I would have to utilize the mighty German Supplex. I, however, did not like the idea of having to do that to somebody, as my mind was telling me how much more safer long-range combat was.
The voice, as if it had heard my mind's voice, argued that, if I were to defeat my enemy, I would have to get close and I would have to be swift.
Until next time, padre.

 

[Kikyo]

@_@ queen Mibu, may i ask if Lord Nocturnal is around? oh, and here is a glass of blood.

*Gives you glass*

Thanks my loyal servant

*grabs the glass full of blood and drinks it*

Why yes he is around just not now...yet

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*Takes coffe and puts some weed in and then I drink and get high and drunk at the same time*

"Whoa this is soooooooooo trippy man."

 

[Zwei]

Thanks my loyal servant

*grabs the glass full of blood and drinks it*

Why yes he is around just not now...yet

*Bows* your welcome, and thats sad he is not around here yet.

a queen needs her lord as well.

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Bows* your welcome, and thats sad he is not around here yet.

a queen needs her lord as well.

What queen??O-o

 

[Zwei]

What queen??O-o

her!

*points at kikyo*

>:] now back to the topic.....
anyone wants ice cream!?

 

[UchihaBrat]

her!

*points at kikyo*

>:] now back to the topic.....
anyone wants ice cream!?

A queen in our church?!?! What has the world come to??? Long live the queen!
And no thank you, I'm fine

 

[Kikyo]

Thanks my fans -_-


And yes long live the queen

 

[Sharingdork]

*sigh* what to do, what to do...

 

[Kikyo]

Start a war in the church and destroy it again

 

[Sharingdork]

Start a war in the church and destroy it again

*points* I like you... *throws my kanabo at the wall.* LET'S DESTROY STUFF!!!