Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

Bible?! <0<! put that pure thing down! This isn't a church of holiness! We love sin!
Or perhaps, may it be so that you are in fact studying the seven sins through the bible??

 

[Swizzik]

"slowly walks away"
"starts to chant bible verses"

*stagger in pain*
it burns
*removes Ipod earpeice and smashes it*
who the hell put Justin bieber songs on my ipod

 

[UchihaBrat]

*stagger in pain*
it burns
*removes Ipod earpeice and smashes it*
who the hell put Justin bieber songs on my ipod

O_O. . . *walks away quietly*

 

[SSW Imp]

"stops quoting the bible and looks at you smash the ipod"

 

[UchihaBrat]

"stops quoting the bible and looks at you smash the ipod"

O-O ... Padre feels ignored

 

[SSW Imp]

:hey::hey:hand padre some popcorn to watch the show

 

[UchihaBrat]

P-Popcorn?? Padre happy!=DD *padre eat popcorn, padre like popcorn*

 

[Swizzik]

fondles unholy paraphernalia

 

[SSW Imp]

"hey imma go to the toilet and hand me the frebreez "

 

[Swizzik]

"hey imma go to the toilet and hand me the frebreez "

*points to confession booth*
Its that way

 

[Roger23]

*sets a fire to the church*

Now who to sacrifice to the will of jashin....

*looks at padre*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*sets a fire to the church*

Now who to sacrifice to the will of jashin....

*looks at padre*

*comes in with vodka in hand, takes a sip*

Hmf! In Soviet Russia, church sets fire on you.

*throws the vodka bottle at the fire*

Bonfire festival!! \(O0O)/


Wasshoi!

 

[EchoPain]

Nice fire ...it just keeps getting better *drinks coke, eats popcorn*

 

[EchoPain]

Though it's a shame to waste such good vodka... ˇˇ

 

[UchihaBrat]

Meh. Doesn't matter, I have another one.

*opens robe and grabs another one*
see?

 

[Zwei]

Meh. Doesn't matter, I have another one.

*opens robe and grabs another one*
see?

hey,father! i found scarlett!

*brings up mannequin*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Scarlett!! \(<3 0 <3)/

 

[Nyx]

does she have her arms back yet?

 

[Zwei]

does she have her arms back yet?

yes, i fixed her arms....with tape.

 

[EchoPain]

I need a drink...*grabs a bottle of vodka from the kitchen and starts drinking*