Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[Nyanmaru]

I killed an ant!

 

[Faceless]

I killed an ant!

Your sins are forgiven U_U

 

[UchihaBrat]

Isn't Dracula in fact Vlad Tepes (pronounced tepesh) from Romania-one of the nastiest rulers in history and cause of that took the name (from his father) Dracul which means dragon or devil in romanian? XD....just saying ....

That is whom it is all based on I believe. I've read that he impaled his enemies and let them be outside his castle, still impaled, dead of course.

 

[EchoPain]

Yep, Tepesh means The Impaler, ur correct ...I happen to know a bit bout vampires and count dracula

 

[EchoPain]

 

[Roger23]

*dissappears and reappears behind Kisa, locking my arm around his neck and my other around his chest* you did say i could snack on anything but your dear cookies *giggles* unless u beg for me not to and give me a cookie 0.0 *laughs evilly showing my fangs*

dont drink his blood, it isnt healthy. Besides there are better people to drink, like padre over there
*points at uchihabrat*

 

[Kikyo]

<_<

>_>

*sneaks in with a vile of blood and a gun*

 

[dragongoku]

i have murdered, raped, cheated, robbed, lied, took the lords name in vain, followed another god, did not keep sabbath holy, i havent honored my parents, and took another god before the lord. forgive me of my multiple sins

 

[Swizzik]

Comes in with wooden stakes
O_O

 

[EchoPain]

*keeps angelically shining*

 

[Zwei]

*keeps angelically shining*

*notices you shine*

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oh wait wrong religion.

PRAY TO JESUS!!

 

[dragongoku]

ill take a padre job

 

[UchihaBrat]

... Hmmm~ A rapist, someone with a vile of blood+gun, and an angel as well as a religiously confused feller! I love it! BUT We pray to no one called Jesus here! We pray to SIN!!

@Goku: Which of the Padre positions is it that interest you?

 

[Zwei]

... Hmmm~ A rapist, someone with a vile of blood+gun, and an angel as well as a religiously confused feller! I love it! BUT We pray to no one called Jesus here! We pray to SIN!!

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[UchihaBrat]

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*pees on the picture*. . No!

 

[Zwei]

*pees on the picture*. . No!

uh oh, forgive me,father!!!

 

[UchihaBrat]

uh oh, forgive me,father!!!

Do you have what it takes?

 

[Zwei]

Do you have what it takes?

*gulp* forget it.

*Brings up keyblade*

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i shall slay all the demons and nobodies trying to attack this church!

 

[UchihaBrat]

*gulp* forget it.

*Brings up keyblade*

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i shall slay all the demons and nobodies trying to attack this church!

(O0O)! Somebody is attacking?! Omg!! *takes stance*

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[Zwei]

(O0O)! Somebody is attacking?! Omg!! *takes stance*

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here they come!

*hundreds of demons charging at the church that look like this:*

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