HOKAGE'S HOMEWORK ~ NB STYLE~~
Featuring today: Hellsbadass + Gatsndshanks
My ROFL material....
Featuring today: Hellsbadass + Gatsndshanks
My ROFL material....
The Third Hokage: *hits head in frustration and slams down a sheet of paper. * UZUMAKI NARUTO! This is NOT what I wanted!
Naruto: *shuffles nervously* But, Hokage-jiji, I did what you asked me to; to make codenames for Asuma-sensei's team.
Hokage: *picks up paper and shakes it furiously* They are going on a B-Rank mission, Naruto. B-Rank! Do you hear me, Naruto? I don't have the time for this; I only asked you to do this because you seem to be the only person with all the time in the world!
Naruto: But...I did what you asked....
Hokage: This is ridiculous, Naruto. I can't accept this:
Asuma - chain smoker
Shikamaru - pineapple
Chouji - BBQ
Ino - banshee blond
Do you seriously expect me to think this is how you look at everyone?
NarutoL *a slight grin spreads on face* I've just got a perfect one for Kakashi-sensei! Ero-cyclops!
Hokage: *bangs head on table* Unacceptable, Naruto. Listen, this is a very serious process. In ANBU, whenever that person goes out in normal gear or do missions without his/her work, we assign them a codename. Now, Naruto, I want you to practice how to give PROPER codenames...
*hands Naruto an envelope*
Hokage: There's this website dimension called NarutoBase (named after us of course). I want you to go there, observe people, give them codenames, and explain in a single paragraph why you chose that codename. Inside that envelope has your first assignment. When I deem you worthy of naming codenames, then I'll give you Gai's team to assign codenames too as a C-Rank mission.
Naruto: *grins madly* You mean bushy-
Hokage: *sighs* Hurry and get it done, Naruto.
*Somewhere in Konoha
Naruto: *punches nearby wall in frustration* The stupid library won't let me use the computers there. Where do I go now?
*sits down and sighs.. After a while of daydreaming, he spots something ahead.*
Naruto: That's right! I totally forgot! Kakashi's apartment is in this area; perhaps he has a computer I can use.*breaks through Kakashi's apartment.*
Naruto: *looks around* Good thing he's out training Sasuke. I won't get caught for a while.*spots a shiny, white computer*
Naruto: WOW! Kakashi-sensei has the latest MACPRO computer...those things are big bucks! *turns on the computer and goes to NB, then takes out a special scroll.Naruto: *unfurls a scroll* Hokagae said I can get into NB using this scroll.
*Suddenly, he is spinning wildly through the air. Lands in front of a tropical scene. There is three people on the ground, one is tied up.
Naruto: *looks through envelope* Reads:All right, Naruto, first you will learn how to make 'Master' codenames. You know Jiraiya, don't you? He's also called Master Jiraiya, or Toad Sage Jiraiya, just because he is exprienced in those things. Now, I want you to find two people particularly good at something and give them a master codename.
*he looks up as the people start talking*
Hellsbadass (HBA): *laughs* So you're going to rape me now, Roku?RokuNR: *shrugs* Perhaps.
Nine Tailed Naruto (NTN): So how do you feel, dude?
HBA: *looks at ropes and shrugs* Great! Slightly violated, but great!
NTN: Awesome. Ima have a go.
HBA: *glare* You already raped me once, Nine, now it's my turn! *breaks free of ropes and tackles NTN to the ground*
RokuNR: *joins in the chaos*
As Naruto watches, HBA owns them all and rapes Roku and NTN ten times each successfully.
Ten minutes later...RokuNR, NTN, and HBA are on the ground panting, exhausted.
HBA: *manages a grin* That was GREAT!Ten minutes later...RokuNR, NTN, and HBA are on the ground panting, exhausted.
Naruto: Rather disturbing...should I be seeing these things at my age? *scribbles notes down*
Master HBA = Multi-raping elephant master
*having finished his first assignment, Naruto steps out of the thread, then using the special scroll, goes randomly into another.
*arrives at a grassy training ground. There are two ninjas standing face-to-face.
Gatsndshanks: All right, Tenzo, give it another try.*arrives at a grassy training ground. There are two ninjas standing face-to-face.
TenzoX: Got it, sensei. *runs through handsigns and tries Hidden Mist Jutsu*
Naruto: They're training???
Gatsndshanks: *blinks at the mini mist in front of him* It looks freaking retarded. Try again.TenzoX: *grimaces* Ok.
*mist forms around Gatsndshanks, blinding him*
Gatsndshanks: *spits at the mist and waves it away* Wtf dude, try it again. *kicks Tenzo's ass*TenzoX: *flinches, but tries again* I'm on it..
*mist covers Tenzo and Gats*
Gatsndshanks: ~_~ I told you to cover the entire area, you mo fo. *kicks ass*TenzoX: *tries to shield* I'm onto it, Gats. >.>
*a mist spreads all around*
Gatsndshanks: You did it! Now, on to the next jutsu...Naruto: *steps outta thread* Damn, I'm outta here.
Naruto Uzumaki, genin.For: The Third Hokage.
Summary of Masters codename:
HBA - The raping pro. While I watched, he successfully raped two people ten times each, earning him this nickname.
Gatsndshanks - The kicking-ass pro. Thus codename: Trainer Kickball. Hokage-sama, this guy was crazy. He got hidden mist jutsu to work by kicking asses...perhaps you should assign this training method to all your ANBUs, Hokage...
Ok, I haven't been on NB long at all (less than a month)...so I don't know everyone, heh...
If you've ever saw the threads: The Incident, by: ROKUNR or Gats Teaches Tenzo Water Jutsus, by TENZOX...
then you know where these come from, xd...
Any suggestions for the next one? I still have my ROFL codenames for Gai's team...lols.
