heres how it'll go
naruto duaghert: daddy meat my boy friend his name is chuck
Naruto: ( chick he sound slike a dou***) rasen shuriken!
chuck: wtf! *is killed*
naruto daughter: wtf daddy?
naruto: he even sounded like a complet d**** bag
next month
naruto daugheter: this is my boy friend daddy his name is ivan
naruto: sounds like a geeks name i'll give him five seconds to run before i rasenshuriken his arase xd
ivan: holy sh!t
rasen shurikens him.
she goes 2 years without dateing because non one will date her because naruto keeps killing them.
then she gets a new bf but naruto doesn't rasen shuriken him because he doens't look to bad naruto daughter gets raped by him xd
And, after that, Naruto goes nine tails and rapes the boy with all nine tails in front of the entire village and then kills him...get a Rinningan uses the ressurection jutsu on him and does it again. Now by this time the previous raping will have been posted on youtube and the ninja academy will be selling tickets to the second raping for a fundraisor to get some more weapons and better training materials.
In the end Naruto will make this an international event, during every chuunin exams there after he'll bring the boy back and repeat his previous actions just before the final round. Twice a year, until Naruto dies, but of course he won't because he'll have some immortality jutsu by then so this goes on for eternity and every time Naruto is just about to kill him he whispers into the boy's ear and say
You did this to yourself, remember that...now go make me a sandwitch bitchxd
You just forgot that part right Haku
