Her Lili-Lazyness and Sir Scorp del Lazy Lazyfy in harmony

[Lili-Chwan]

Epic tittle is epic.

 

[House]

"drops cane and runs off with scorps on his back" O^O

 

[Lili-Chwan]

*makes you trip*

he's mine!

 

[Scorps]

Epic tittle indeed O_O

*sees everyone fighting for him*

Feels loved... wease:

Now! Onwards with training!!!! *makes hero stance with hair slightly flowing in the wind*



Lazy Fist is a teaching created by the Panda Sages and Masters long ago in a not so distant galaxy.
Panda's aversion to physical effort and activity (mostly fueled by their dizzy-like movement and mostly drunken and playful behavior) lead them to become below average taijutsu fighters, relying more on their strong affinity to Genjutsu and Fire and Earth Ninjutsu. However, Panda Warriors soon saw that Taijutsu was the core ability to master by every fighter.
So, by taking advantage of their inherent affinity with Genjutsu and unique form of movement they developed a new type of Taijutsu unique to them: Lazy Fist.
This special type of Taijutsu relies on shallow, dull, soft and rapid movements to hit specific places in the opponents body, using their chakra and the impact to disturb the enemy's chakra flow. The disturbance of the chakra flow makes the enemy experience illusions, effectively putting the enemy under Genjutsus. This gives birth to a new technique all together: Gentaijutsu. The damage of a Lazy Fist move is a mixture of both physical damage (from impact) and the strain produced in the enemy's body by the Genjutsu placed upon impact. The impact serves as a medium to trigger the disturbance in the chakra flow through the chakra charged in that move.
Lazy Fist moves are generally fast but a bit flamboyant, relying on soft rapid touches that inflict below average physical damage (if they did high physical damage, they would auto-release the enemy from the Genjutsu) but, by charging chakra into them, they disturb the enemy's chakra flow. The speed of the moves is slightly higher than that of normal taijutsu and the fighting stances are very soft and fluid instead of firm and strong. Agility and not strength is the core of Lazy Fist but, unlike most agility type taijutsu, the Lazy Fist user moves in a rather apparently uncoordinated manner, almost appearing drunk or dizzy.
Users of Lazy Fist move faster than a users of normal taijutsu and have a greater dexterity and agility.

Now that the basic theoretical knowledge is done, do you have any question sensei? ^^

 

[House]

"As he sees such an astonishing stance, he starts crying of joy as he poofs away, leaving a bottle of cheap wine afterwards."

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Cheap wine, ugh.


Hum, let me see. Does Lazy Fist cause damage or not? When I started reading what you posted here, I thought about aiming for soft and unguarded parts of the body like joins and the neck and etc, so that I would not only put my enemies in a genjutsu, but I would also prevent them from breathing, lock the movement of a limb, etc, yet those come with great pain. It appears those are no nos, right? If that is so, apart from the genjutsu, this form will apply similar movements to Tai-Chi and Gentle Fist, no?

Also, do we have any inherited techniques that we can use with free-style taijutsu or are the genjutsus purely technique based?

 

[Scorps]

Cheap wine, ugh.


Hum, let me see. Does Lazy Fist cause damage or not? When I started reading what you posted here, I thought about aiming for soft and unguarded parts of the body like joins and the neck and etc, so that I would not only put my enemies in a genjutsu, but I would also prevent them from breathing, lock the movement of a limb, etc, yet those come with great pain. It appears those are no nos, right? If that is so, apart from the genjutsu, this form will apply similar movements to Tai-Chi and Gentle Fist, no?

Also, do we have any inherited techniques that we can use with free-style taijutsu or are the genjutsus purely technique based?

*grabs the bottle* We'll need this for the stronger techniques <_<

Well, since you are a Taijutsu Master and Specialist, i'll make this a more Q&A type of training as i'm sure you can make good use of this style without having to get you drunk and teaching you how to move and such. And it would be safer for me

Ok!!!Lets get to it! *makes hand seals and uses Ninpou: Small Wall of Text-No Jutsu!!!!!


The damage Lazy Fist does is based on the combination of the Genjutsu produced and the impact. For example, if you hit the troat of your enemy, he will still feel it. However, beyond that pain and that damage, another damage is added through the genjutsu. The thing is that if a punch from lazy fist could break a bone, the pain would release the genjutsu. Thus, why it does below average physical damage to the enemy. The good thing is that this allows you to be much faster and flexible than a normal taijutsu master. Its in many ways similar to gentle fist. And some stances do actually leave much to the imagination. The basic one which we will learn in a jiffy for example, lets you target any thing you like with free movement.

there are 2 techniques which require you to describe very well what you are doing and that serve as the basic two stances from which all other moves come. I made it so that the 2 basic stances (attack and defense) were generic descriptions, leaving to the users imagination what to do and how to do it.

Lets start with the attack one:

Genkotsu Namakemono: Sono Odori no Namakemono Wan | Lazy Fist: The Dance of The Lazy One
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: C-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 15
Damage: 30
Description:
The basic stance of Lazy Fist were the user takes a deep breathe and relaxes his muscles and articulations, acquiring a lose, light stance, concentrating his weight on his right leg (or left) and having his left leg (or right) slightly bent and retracted. His arms close to his torso, flexed and with his knuckles facing inwards (middle fingers slightly protruding). By assuming this stance the user immediately becomes slightly faster, more agile and flexible. This basic stance enables the user to throw up to 2 hits (fist jabs or kicks) in quick succession. Each hit gives the enemy the sensation of being hit with sharp, thin, deep needles in the place of impact as a result of the D-Rank genjutsu that each hit produces. This is, like any other Lazy Fist technique, caused by the disturbance produced in the chakra flow upon impact in that specific place.

Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery

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With lazy fist, you have to make your body pretty limp and loose. You leave it flexible and fast. Fluid. You need to master a dizzy like movement to your jabs and punches, that, with your speed makes you overcome easily any Strong Fist user.

Now, to perform this, you take the stance and the you mold a special frequency of chakra in your body (somewhere between water and lightning; the frequency that will disturb the enemy chakra), and focus it through your hands. Then you hit the opponent in a place you desire (description and anatomy knowledge plays great importance here). In the place that you hit, your enemy will feel the impact and will feel as if a needle has been stuck there. He will feel the pain and the constriction in movement equal to a real needle. The beauty of it is that, even if its a low rank genjutsu, like all genjutsu, its effect maintains itself until released. If the enemy wishes to release it he has to describe how exactly does he know its a genjutsu and not only the result of impact. Also, this would work against Sharingan Users if you manage to hit a place they can't see. Also, a strong fist master will use his hands or feet to block yours as you attack him/her. However, the place in his body that contacts with yours will get the needle feeling, so unless the enemy dodges, he'll still feel pain from simple touch.

Questions? ^^

 

[Lili-Chwan]

The only question would be, why in the world did you give it a 2 jabs restriction? lol

How big are these "phantom" needles? If we strike the neck, could we say that if feels as if there was a needle jab from one side to the other? If we strike a nerve of the arm, can we say that, despite not having any physical damage, because of the genjutsu, the user won't be able to use that arm, because his mind would think that the nerve was cut? Can we strike the heart and have the enermy feel like his heart has a needle lodged in it every time the heart beats?

 

[Scorps]

The only question would be, why in the world did you give it a 2 jabs restriction? lol

How big are these "phantom" needles? If we strike the neck, could we say that if feels as if there was a needle jab from one side to the other? If we strike a nerve of the arm, can we say that, despite not having any physical damage, because of the genjutsu, the user won't be able to use that arm, because his mind would think that the nerve was cut? Can we strike the heart and have the enermy feel like his heart has a needle lodged in it every time the heart beats?

Lol because this is the C-Rank opening stance. Lol.

Yes, the needles will be deep enough to actually transverse the body but not much more. Remember hake's medical needles? Something about that size (which is enough to pierce a normal person in almost any angle or place from one side to the other). He feels any effect that would be produced by a real needle in that place (although nothing really happens to him) but, if its a place he can see, he'll notice that there aren't any needles showing. He will, however, be unable to determine if its lightning or some other jutsu that produced that sensation.

a good use is, like you said, for example, the neck, the eyes, a nerve, the spleen and liver, the heart, the wrists, ankles. The needles are as painful as the place you pin them in. So they are as effective as the description and the knowledge of anatomy the user has. you inspired me to complete this style in this way. In the begining i was only thinking of inducing normal genjutsu through touch...then when you taught me taijutsu, you actually made me realize it could become much more than simply that ^^

 

[Lili-Chwan]

you inspired me to complete this style in this way. In the begining i was only thinking of inducing normal genjutsu through touch...then when you taught me taijutsu, you actually made me realize it could become much more than simply that ^^

That's so nice, thank you xd

Well then, I have no further questions. Oh, wait, can we change to size of the needles or not? Like, in some parts I want big needles, other parts I prefer small needles.

 

[Scorps]

That's so nice, thank you xd

Well then, I have no further questions. Oh, wait, can we change to size of the needles or not? Like, in some parts I want big needles, other parts I prefer small needles.

Yes but within reason. Remenber that the genjutsu produced is a D-rank genjutsu.

Now the next one is a simple straight forward attack i divized mostly to complement the defense stance and add a bit of pain into an opponent to keep him busy as you do another technique.

Genkotsu Namakemono: Yakedo Bachi no Okashii Chilli | Lazy Fist: The Burning Punishment of The Trickster Chilli
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: B-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 20
Damage: 40
Description:
The user will assume the initial Lazy Fist stance, then, upon charging chakra into his index fingers (while using the reverse fist form, with the fists turned inside and the index fingers slightly protruding from the fist) will jab the enemy with a quick impact (or up to 3) in the shifoid appendix (the end of the sternum), disturbing the enemy's chakra flow and making him feel as if he's being burnt from inside, falling into a C-Rank Genjutsu.

Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery

This genjutsu produces the sensation that the enemy is burning alive from the inside. Its an agonizing pain that can only be produced by hitting a specific spot in the body. This will, although not stated in the notes or description, make the enemy faint from pain if he doesn't release it...

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Yes but within reason. Remenber that the genjutsu produced is a D-rank genjutsu.

Now the next one is a simple straight forward attack i divized mostly to complement the defense stance and add a bit of pain into an opponent to keep him busy as you do another technique.

Genkotsu Namakemono: Yakedo Bachi no Okashii Chilli | Lazy Fist: The Burning Punishment of The Trickster Chilli
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: B-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 20
Damage: 40
Description:
The user will assume the initial Lazy Fist stance, then, upon charging chakra into his index fingers (while using the reverse fist form, with the fists turned inside and the index fingers slightly protruding from the fist) will jab the enemy with a quick impact (or up to 3) in the shifoid appendix (the end of the sternum), disturbing the enemy's chakra flow and making him feel as if he's being burnt from inside, falling into a C-Rank Genjutsu.

Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery

This genjutsu produces the sensation that the enemy is burning alive from the inside. Its an agonizing pain that can only be produced by hitting a specific spot in the body. This will, although not stated in the notes or description, make the enemy faint from pain if he doesn't release it...

And given the proximity with the lungs, will also prevent the enemy from breathing. This is a pretty similar technique. But does it have any effect if we hit other parts of the body? Also, are we able to combine this technique with the Needle one? so that we hit the sternum and we pierce a needle throw it?

 

[Scorps]

And given the proximity with the lungs, will also prevent the enemy from breathing. This is a pretty similar technique. But does it have any effect if we hit other parts of the body? Also, are we able to combine this technique with the Needle one? so that we hit the sternum and we pierce a needle throw it?

You can do, for example a jab on the heart, piercing a needle into it and then a jab to the sternum, making the enemy feel as if he's burning. You can essentially mix both techniques in free form (but you need to post the jutsu) since they both come from the same stance and are simple jabs. Also, this will, yes, make the enemy gasp for air and feel as if he's being asfixiated as he feels his insides burn with all its effects. however, since its not real, only the fictional pain will actually affect him. Think of this as an opening for a more power technique. Or, for example, to pierce a needle in the eyes while your opponent screams in pain from the feeling of being burned from inside out.


No. If you hit another place in the body of the enemy with this, he wouldn't feel the burn. This happens because in that specific point you have actually the center of the body. Thus the ideal place for this. Also, even the slightest hit in that place with normal taijutsu will make the user gasp for air and feel nauseated (it actually hits the stomach and you know how that goes) adding to the effect that the enemy then feels as if he's burning. Its almost as if you planted something inside him and it begins to burn him from the inside.

This is not that special actually. However the next one is a one hit faint almost.

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Shoot then

 

[Scorps]

Genkotsu Namakemono: Souhou Hebereke no Panda | Lazy Fist: The Touch of The Drunken Panda
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: A-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 30
Damage: 60
Description:
Assuming the initial Lazy Fist stance but with his palms open, the user uses his Left hand to grab the enemy's right arm and pull him. As he charges chakra into his right palm, he does an open palm hit on the enemy's upper left chest (near the heart), disturbing the chakra flow in that area and sending the enemy back. This makes the enemy fall into a B-Rank painful genjutsu were he feels his chest tightening with severe pain, making him feel as if he's under a heart attack.

Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: If it connects it can only be used 4 times
Note4: Requires Genjutsu mastery

Well, i know that you can read the bold part and think of all the implications it can do....

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Threat me as if I was really dumb

 

[Scorps]

Thats really hard you know?

Well, first things first. This simple move is a counter attack. You can chain this when your opponent comes to punch you or kick you (you can also grab a leg). It also serves to send your opponent back a bit away from you.

Now, the genjutsu itself. This powerful illusion makes the enemy feel as if he's under a heart attack. A heart attack produces a great pain in your chest, difficulty breathing, a strong, thin sharp pain in the left arm and neck. Generally the person suffering this high amount of pain faints in like 10 or 15 seconds. It also makes it hard to breathe as the sensation is that that point in your chest is being completly squeezed and constricted into one point (imagine...black hole in your chest pulling everything into it).

Even a strong bio and a strong user cannot avoid the great amount of pain an panic produced by this. Also, unless you are a Byakugan user that can see his own body and chakra system, there is no way of knowing if its real or a genjutsu. And this is the cool thing. A heart attack produces blurry vision, difficulty breathing, chest pain, arm pain, etc etc but there isn't an external sign for it. So, if your opponent says he releases it he needs to explain very well how he saw through it. Sharingan is a no no since this isn't a visual genjutsu. Sensors will be able to do it if they use the sensing technique, but it will be hard for a sensor to find the clarity of mind to know to use it.

Questions? ^^

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Very nice explanation, Scorps-sempai =DD

I am without questions. Are there any more awesome techniques?

 

[Scorps]

Very nice explanation, Scorps-sempai =DD

I am without questions. Are there any more awesome techniques?

Only one more. The strongest of all. The defensive stance.

Genkotsu Namakemono: Sono Odori No Hebereke Moya | Lazy Fist: The Dance of the Drunken Haze
Type: Defensive
Rank: A-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 30
Damage: N/A
Description:
The masters of Lazy Fist developed this technique as an ability to defend against stronger taijutsu enemies and long range weapons. This technique uses the basic Chu Gar (Southern Praying Manthis) open stance, with arms close to the torso but slightly extended forwarded and either their fists directed down or with their open hands (fingers upwards and palms directed to himself), while having the legs in a strong, wide and grounded stance, mimicking the Praying Mantis. By using this stance the user is able to use his hands in wide, fluid movements to deflect incoming projectiles or taijutsu attacks directed at him. He must keep his hands coated in a layer of chakra that protects them while he deflects the projectiles or attacks. When used to defend against taijutsu attacks, each time the user deflects a punch or kick, upon contact with the enemy, he induces a B-Rank Genjutsu that produces a drunken haze-like effect. This numbs the enemies' senses and slows his movements at each blow deflected. Because of Lazy Fists inherent speed, this defensive stance is slightly faster than regular Taijutsu, enabling the user to counter multiple projectiles thrown at him. However, this is a purely defensive stance as it doesn't do damage to the enemy, only deflects his attacks.

Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Can deflect any same or lower ranked Taijutsu attack (except gates)
Note4: Can be used to deflect or block Kenjutsu moves of the same or lower rank
Note5: Can be used to defend against C-Rank or lower elemental projectiles
Note6: Can be used to defend against basic weapons even if infused with chakra or poisoned (chakra coated hands protect the user)
Note7: Requires Genjutsu Mastery

This is the strongest defensive taijutsu move out there. You can basically defend against almost anything. And, while defending against taijutsu or kenjutsu, you actually slow the enemy down. The more he tries to hit you, the slower he gets. He begins to feel as if he's drunk and everything begins to feel hazy. I'd say that to make a Strong Fist Master really sluggish you need to connect with him between 5 to 7 times.

This stance can also be used to block incoming ninja weapons, like, for example, a cloud of kage bushin shurikens. Or poisoned weapons or even low rank elemental projectiles. (i taught this would actually be very dramatic, to simply block things with your hands so i add that up ^^).

Using Lazy phsylosophy, Lazy Fist is actually designed to be used in counter attack mode. This stance serves as the basis for the attack stances and moves and sets everything up. In 3 simple moves you can leave an opponent sluggish and almost drunk-like, stuck with painful needles and having a heart attack. All in a single counter attack, very hard to dodge or block.

The disadvantage of this move is that its easier for the opponent to figure it out. However, if he doesn't, the sluggish haze keeps in play until released. And, if that wasn't enough, all A-Rank and below Lazy Fist moves can actually be used without restriction. ^^

Now, i know that regarding this one you must have at least one or two questions ^^

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Idea for a jutsu:

This is a stance breaker. You charge chakra on your hands and aim for the vital points, as always, but the changes are that your opponent will block your punches before you are able to fulfill your gold. At that point, it is easier to shift your target to the hands, elbows or arms, than to the vital points, likewise, your opponent is less tempted to block those hits, since thy would cause no damage at all, than he would be if you were trying to strike the vital points. But using the Lazy Fist, my idea is to drop a genjutsu where your enemies feels like the point of impact immediately acquires tremendous weight, forcing the enemy to drop the arm (thus dropping the defense) maybe even fall on his knees. Another way of doing it is, isntead of making the opponent feel the arms gain weight, make it so the opponent feels the arm melts down, thus achieving the same results and would make people less tempted to say "i has superz strengh soo i pull teh hand upp". Though following the flow of your previous techniques, increasing the weight would work much better.