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[TOBI!]

some ppl dont give a SHIT!

i don't like youuu....
(throws sand in eyes)
AHHH!!
(runs away)

u hate puppies and fun

 

[Baybay13]

ahhhhh thats sooo mean TOBI!!!!!!!!!
*kick tobi*

 

[TOBI!]

ur mean!!
u hate puppies and fun!!

u also drop muffins of floors and kick
BABIES!!


u need the help more than anyone

 

[Baybay13]

u talkin to me tobi?

 

[TOBI!]

yes u child abuser!!

if i was somehow ur son i would call child serveces

 

[Baybay13]

is that good or bad?
if is bad ILL KICK U AGAIN!!

 

[Shodaime]

tobi is mad i think

 

[Baybay13]

i can see that

 

[Shodaime]

look into is eye i think is going crazy now

 

[Baybay13]

ohh my bad

 

[Shodaime]

Is Coming With A Knife On Is Hand I Think He Gonna Kill;us Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[TOBI!]

is that good or bad?
if is bad ILL KICK U AGAIN!!

u will just kick me like u do babies

 

[zumorikato]

My patients!!! They are all stock raving mad!! Argm sorry, i meant "special".

That is why we need to give treatment!! Dont worry Tobi, I will assist them, Ill give them "special treatment!!"

and no! No no no!! Kicking baby!!!!

I will play football with your b@lls if you kick babies again!! We need to be reproductive, o, sorry i meant product!! We need to make babies, argm better.

(Quickly grabs another cookies, because the medication is starting to wear off)

We need some people to confess, they need to tell the good Dr that they require some treatment, is there anybody?

 

[Shisui]

I seriously dont think I do O_O

 

[zumorikato]

I seriously dont think I do O_O

Dont worry my good and trusted patient, you are still a border line case, but there is nothing that my treatments cant heal except the hole in some peoples heads.

Dont worry all that is required is time. ; ) and cookies (with his lightning fast reflexes performs a few hand seals and shouts) "choclate chip cookie no jitsu" and flicks it to Shisui

HHAHAHAHAH I have performed the ultimate jitsu!!!!

 

[Shisui]

*cookie bounces off my forehead* what was that? -_- a cookie jutsu? no.......no no no no NO! nope

 

[zumorikato]

*cookie bounces off my forehead* what was that? -_- a cookie jutsu? no.......no no no no NO! nope

Yes, yes ,yes ,yes!!!! I have perfected it!!! It is the ultimate!!!!! It forces the victim to grab the cookie and absorb it ferociously until the cookie travels to his digestive system, yes, then the fun starts, the choclate chip melts to an Uber delicious flavor that leaves the victim in a state of exctacy and fulfillment!!!

 

[Shisui]

Nope, it doesn't work.......*stares at the cookie on the floor* I dun want it.

 

[zumorikato]

Nope, it doesn't work.......*stares at the cookie on the floor* I dun want it.

She is resisting the extra crunchyness that I put into them!!! How can this be???

Have you developed a antibody against my medicine my patient?

I will need to "fix" that!!!

 

[Shisui]

*raises an eyebrow* how do you plan to do that?