asuma, marlboro spokespersonASUMA~Foot ball fanatic O_O dunno why xD
lmao!Tenten - Doormat.
Gai - He'd be one of those guys on workout videos who's like "Work it! Work it! And rest. And rest. And work it!"
Sasuke - Death metal singer.
Chouji - Spokesman for Subway sandwiches
Orochimaru - Would invent new version of moonwalk, then turn out to be a *** offender.
Kabuto - Scientist working on a cure for AIDS. Accidentally infects himself.
Lee - The star of many horrible Kung Fu movies.