Hanzo the Salamander is awoke

[NewKageism]

(*Drip Drip Drip*) Bang! (*shattering of feet)Feet sounds (*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap into the stairwell into the bedroom) BAM*

Hanzo! Hanzo! Enemies at the front gate!
(*flippin out of bed)


Hanzo: get me my wrobe!



Here I stand me Hanzo the Salamander. I can't believe they woke me up this early because the five nations are fighting. NO FIGHTIN IN MY LAND!
How dare them!



Steward: Shall I tell your army to get ready?


Yes do that steward:

Summoning Jistu Salamander
(*touches ground)

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF


Erwwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk

*jumps on it

(flip flip flip flip flip) oooooooosuuu ( the Salamander run and jump into the air)


Here i come. How dare them weakling enter my land. HOW DARE THEM!

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[NewKageism]

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This this is what makes my land so great. I can smell the fresh Bogolo birds tweeting a softly,vibrational, lite tune from the distance of kaos that overshadows this utopia of a bliss. I can smell the soft sweat harmonic tunes of the pink silly dels flowers teasting me within the blowing of the wind bowing some how to a king. I should be king how do they detest me even if I wasn't Kage of my strong Kage like powers. Kage is a King and a King I shall be. But that Danzo guy promises me foolish things like a beggar does to his money for the tangent taste of liquor.

(swish swish swish glaop glaop glaop) (*racing towards the battle)
(*puts on his facial mask) (Leap over the battle field of deadly souls and bones laid beneath him)

(*Lands)

I AM HANZO
WHO DARES ENTER MY LAND WITHOUT AN INVITE OR THE PRESTIGE OF KNOWING THEE NAME.

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?(mental note to self I must kill them all and let one run back from the wreckage of Total portions to spread the fear into they own and many)