Guys i want to do some naruto mama's jokes I'll start k

[Glam_boy]

yo mama so fat even rocklee cant carry her....

 

[deidata luver]

Yo mama is so fat that oruchimaru cant rap his tounge
around her!

 

[Lovepotion]

chuck norris is so strong that he can kill naruto in hes own commic+ all the other guys

 

[Glam_boy]

chuck norris is so strong that he can kill naruto in hes own commic+ all the other guys

damsco its a moma joke,, lolz

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! xD

 

[deidata luver]

yo mama is so fat that when kakashi tried to to do 1000years of pain and that he got lost!

 

[Lovepotion]

Yo mama so greasy j-man buys Oil from her

Yo mama so poor when she goes to Ichiraku Ramen, she has to lick naruto's fingers!

 

[Glam_boy]

Yo mama so greasy j-man buys Oil from her

Yo mama so poor when she goes to Ichiraku Ramen, she has to lick other naruto's fingers!

yo mama is so fat that when kakashi tried to to do 1000years of pain and that he got lost!

lolz

yo mama so old her first job was as madara and Izuna's baby-sitter. XD

 

[Glam_boy]

yo moma so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

 

[Lovepotion]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to 3 tails lake to get baptized

 

[Skylurest]

Yo momma's so fat she sat on WalMart and lowered the prices

 

[Typhon]

Yo mamas so skanky, even Jiraiya said no.

Yo mamas so fat, Naruto mistook her for Choji's expansion jutsu.

Yo mamas so stupid, she makes the Dumb Bro's look like the Wright Bros.

 

[Alucard]

yo mamas so fat she has to pay 2 tickets to go to the cinema

yo mamas so fat even chouji feels anorexic

yo mamas so fat she had a tailed beast in her a$$

yo mamas so ugly even sakura thinks herself is beautiful

yo mamas so ugly even Jiraya dont wants to rape her

YO MAMAS SO STUPID EVEN NARUTO IS SMARTER

 

[Ryuusaki]

yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming the water country claimed her for an island

 

[Lovepotion]

u mama's so fat that she was rejected as a narutocharacter cause she couldn't fit in a manga page

 

[Kabuto]

Your momma so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get Akamaru to play with her.

Your momma so nasty everyone mistook her for one of Orochimaru's mud clones.

Your momma so fat, Hokage mountain is carved out of one of her butt cheeks.

Your momma teeth so yellow she looks like Naruto walking backwards.

Your momma so old, when she learned the summoning jutsu the contract was chizzled.

 

[RokuNR]

Yo mamma so ugly, Orochimaru wouldn't rape her.

 

[deidata luver]

Yo mama is so fat it makes choiji look skinny!
Yo mama is so white it makes oruchimaru look black!!

 

[Faceless]

You're mama is so bald, I could read her mind

 

[deidata luver]

Yo mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!!!!
yo mama is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!!!
yo mama is so ugly that she put boogie man outta business!!!!!
yo mama is so old jurassic park brought back the memories!!!!
yo mama is so stupid when you ask her to buy a color tv she asked you...'which color?!!!!!
yo mama is so fat,her drivers license says:"picture continued other side"!!!!!!
yo mama is so old,her memory is in black and white!!!!!
yo mama is so hairy bigfoot is taking her pictures!!!!
yo dog is so hairy-oh wait,sorry i didnt mean to get your mama into this conversation!!!
yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judge said no pros!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry!!!
yo mama is so ugly,her shadow quit!!!
yo mama is so ugly that she turn medusa to stone!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly,when she looks in the mirror,the reflection ducks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly,she could be YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(JUST KIDDING PEOPLES)

 

[queen of combat]

Your mama is so ugly,she went into a haunted house and came out with a application
Your mama is so old her social security number is 1