Grim and Yamato go gate crashing

[Scary Yamato]

Stands in the middle of a field talking with a squirrel

Yamato: :3 Yesh I know housing ish at a all time low and I can get a $8,000 tax cwedit if I buy before Dec. 1st
Squirrel: *squirrel jibba jab*
Yamato: Thats a good point but I just dont have the 20% to put down wight now
Squuirrel: *squirrel talk*
Yamato: you sure are cuddly, but a crappy financial advisor
*looks up*
^-^ oh, hey grim

 

[Hellsbadass]

O__________O
were u talkin to the Squirrel?

 

[Scary Yamato]

Ummm.... nooooooooo
*kicks squirrel away*

now, lets get to it ^-^

 

[Hellsbadass]

brb

 

[Scary Yamato]

*pulls the squirrel out of my pocket*
sorry I had to kick your brother but Grim was on to us
now about my 401k

*squirrel talk*

you dont say?!?

 

[Hellsbadass]

i am back
the first rule of weddin crashin is always do an indeep family research
O_O oops wrong training

The Hachimon or eight gates are located along the spine, the heart and in the ninja's head. It is possible to force the body to open these gates, which allows the ninja to release ten times the usual amount of power. Unfortunately such power comes at a price, as each subsequent gate is opened, the ninja increases the damage to their body and comes closer to death. For this reason gate opening has been deemed Kinjutsu. If all eight gates are opened, the ninja gains power that surpasses the Hokage at the cost of their own life. Also even if the ninja opens fewer gates, if they do not strike a finishing blow against their opponent, they will be severely weakened and very defenseless to a counter attack. It is also unclear whether the ninja has to open all the gates in order, of if they can open a later gate and bypass the previous ones.

 

[Scary Yamato]

O_O coooool, how do we start?

 

[Hellsbadass]

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O^O first we need to place needles on your chakra points. by doin so it will helo u to flow chakra into the gates.
*takes out a box of needles and starts pokin some needles in S.Yamato's hands, chest, back, legs, face and head*

 

[Scary Yamato]

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O^O first we need to place needles on your chakra points. by doin so it will helo u to flow chakra into the gates.
*takes out a box of needles and starts pokin some needles in S.Yamato's hands, chest, back, legs, face and head*

HEY GRIM, LOOK AT ME. I'm pinhead from hellraiser.

O_O GIVE ME YOUR SOUL XD!!!!

*wooshy feeling*

I can feel my chakra beginning to flow easier

 

[Hellsbadass]

lmao XD

Kaimon (Opening Gate)

Releases the brains restraints allowing full power usage of the body's muscles. This is opened to prepare the body to use Omote Renge. This gate is located in the head

first concentrate your chakra all over your body. then focus your chakra into the first gate which is located in your head, and slowly fill it up wit chakra

 

[Scary Yamato]

I begin to cencentrate my chakra into my head. suddenly things become clearer. My ADD begins to lift. sights, sounds, and smells, begin to amplify. I feel like I can move at ease, and there are no more limits. This must be what my car felt like when i Took the restricter out of it. I feel my heart beginning to beat faster

 

[Hellsbadass]

now open the first gate..
u would feel more flexiable, alittle bit faster and a little bit stronger

 

[Scary Yamato]

HAAAAAAAAA

*fist gate open*
I have the restriction placed on my body from my brain is now removed. I can move with ease, and am stonger than normal.

Eat your heart out macho man randy savage

Randy: snap into a slim jim... Oh YEAH!!!

 

[Hellsbadass]

lol xD
good job

 

[Scary Yamato]

All right, lets continue I feel pumped

 

[Hellsbadass]

ok ^^
lets do some gate 1 taijutsu
Gourai Rensa) - Strong Thunder Lotus Chain

Rank:B
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:23
Description:A taijutsu attack were the user opens the first gate and does a combo with a chained weapon to wrap up his opponent and launch them into the air.After that the user will launch himself in the air and begin a barrage of strikes,
knocking his opponent back towards the ground. He will then finish them off with a strong strike right into the ground itself.
Requirement: 1st gate

ok use your chains and wrap around the dummy and throw him into the air. while in the air start attackin the dummy senselessly, knockin it back down and to finish it off do a strong right punch into the ground

 

[Scary Yamato]

Since first gate is already open

*Reaches into back pocket*
Pulls out a giant ball and chain

*swings chain around the nearbby trainning dummy and wraps it up*
I then throw the dummy into the air and jump up following it

*sends a barrage of punches and kicks into the dummy*
*i knock the dummy into the ground and follow with a right puch leaving behind a small crater*

as the smoke emerges you see a smashed dummy and my holding a wooden wallet.

pshtt. what a chump, he has no money

 

[Hellsbadass]

lol XD
now for
Omote Renge) - Primary Lotus

Rank:B
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:25
Description:After using leaf dancing shadow you grab the opponent and slam them into the ground with a swirling smash.
Requirements:1 gate open

do the leaf dancing shadow on the dummy. while in the air, u wrap the dummy up wit a ninja string and slam it into the ground with a swirling smash.

 

[Scary Yamato]

I grab the dummy by the "leg" and throw it into the air. I use my super speed to appear behind it. I know if it could show and emotion it would be, "!"

I then wrap the dummy up with wood extending from my arms.

We begin to spin and head towards the ground head first.

We smash into the ground, and the dummy is head first into a pile of poop.

gross XD

 

[Hellsbadass]

lol nice
but u should have done
Kage Buyo) - Leaf Dancing Shadow

Rank: C
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:5
Description:A taijutsu attack were the user kicks there target on the head first and then kicks them into the air.This sets up for lions barrage and primary lotus.

did i teach u this b4?