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[Hellsbadass]

How is Michael Jackson like an Xbox?
They're made of plastic and kids turn them on. XD

lmao xD thats a good one

 

[Casidesia]

a foreign man came to U.S.A. with a parrot but did not know any english so he told his parrot go outside and listen to any english you hear and come back so when the parrot came back he said yes for a bag of salt the foreign man spent all night on it the next day he heard a knock on his door and opened his door it was the police and they said was it you who killed the little boy and he said yes and they said for what and he said for a bag of salt

lol! ive herd a different version of this one...

 

[TOBI!]

Q: what is the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a new car?
A: a new car isnt in my garage

 

[basselope7]

A little boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
His mother says, "Well, I think God is both a man and a woman."
The boy says, "Is God black or white?"
The mother says, "Well, I think God is both black and white."
The boy pauses for a minute. Then he asks, "Mom, is Michael Jackson God?"

 

[Casidesia]

a little boy asks his mother, "mom, is god a man or a woman?"
his mother says, "well, i think god is both a man and a woman."
the boy says, "is god black or white?"
the mother says, "well, i think god is both black and white."
the boy pauses for a minute. Then he asks, "mom, is michael jackson god?"

lmao!!!

 

[Joshua]

these two guys had this disagreement on if god is black or white their whole lives so when they died they saw god and asked him are you black or white god turned around and said buenos dias please reply

 

[Kappy]

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

 

[Joshua]

lol! ive herd a different version of this one...

thanx i will think of more

 

[deidata luver]

i dont know if this a joke but here it goes...
their was 3 guy standing in tall building to commit suicide then
god appear and said "i'll give 1 wish to keep on living" one of the guys said that he wanted
to be an eagle so god turn him into a eagle then the another guy said he wanted
to be pigeon and god turn him into a pigeon then last guy stood up and when he did he slip and said "oh sh&$" and god turn him into $h$#.
funny huh?

 

[HiddenShadowNinja]

lol check this one out

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lulz.

"It's ok ma'am, I'm from teh internetz."

 

[Renegade87]

ok here's mine.

a guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
suddenly the bar's parrot goes "arrh one beer"
the bartender tells the parrot to shut up and never do it again.
a few minutes pass and a second guy walks in...."one beer please".
parrot goes: arhh one beer please.
now the bartender gets pissed and shouts: do that again and there will be hell to pay.
another few minutes pas by and another guy walks in, orders a beer and sure enough the parrot orders another beer to.
so one day later the parrot is being crucified and while hanging next to jesus he asks him:
say, did you ask for to much beer to?