Got a Joke!
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not funny ^.^ chek this out
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was "what is 10 plus 11?" She hesitates and says, hm... 5! The host says: "no I'm sorry, that's incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted: ?Give her another chance, give her another chance!? So the host agrees and said: ?ok how about 5 plus 5?? She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was "what is 10 plus 11?" She hesitates and says, hm... 5! The host says: "no I'm sorry, that's incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted: ?Give her another chance, give her another chance!? So the host agrees and said: ?ok how about 5 plus 5?? She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
here another
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say "how r u". Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we translators, will do the work for you.
It looks quite simple, but the truth is When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who r u?" (instead of "How r u?".) Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I"m Hillary"s husband, ha-ha..."
Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha..."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say "how r u". Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we translators, will do the work for you.
It looks quite simple, but the truth is When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who r u?" (instead of "How r u?".) Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I"m Hillary"s husband, ha-ha..."
Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha..."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!
Scary Yamato
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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
Scary Yamato
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i have a great one ok u ready here it is. have u ever seen gay people say no??
ur answer yes:if you say yes the movie is gay so that makes you gay for going to see it
no: or if you say no ur gay also because only gay people say no thats what the movie is called
ur answer yes:if you say yes the movie is gay so that makes you gay for going to see it
no: or if you say no ur gay also because only gay people say no thats what the movie is called
ya sure it was joke?i have a great one ok u ready here it is. have u ever seen gay people say no??
ur answer yes:if you say yes the movie is gay so that makes you gay for going to see it
no: or if you say no ur gay also because only gay people say no thats what the movie is called
wtf... explain yourself?i have a great one ok u ready here it is. have u ever seen gay people say no??
ur answer yes:if you say yes the movie is gay so that makes you gay for going to see it
no: or if you say no ur gay also because only gay people say no thats what the movie is called
roflcopter
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here another
a few years ago, prime minister mori was given some basic english conversation training before he visits washington and meets president bill clinton.
The instructor told mori prime minister, when you shake hand with president clinton, please say "how r u". Then mr. Clinton should say, "i am fine, and you?" now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we translators, will do the work for you.
It looks quite simple, but the truth is when mori met clinton , he mistakenly said "who r u?" (instead of "how r u?".) mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "well, i"m hillary"s husband, ha-ha..."
then mori replied "me too, ha-ha..."
then there was a long silence in the meeting room!
rofl :d
basselope7
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a foreign man came to U.S.A. with a parrot but did not know any english so he told his parrot go outside and listen to any english you hear and come back so when the parrot came back he said yes for a bag of salt the foreign man spent all night on it the next day he heard a knock on his door and opened his door it was the police and they said was it you who killed the little boy and he said yes and they said for what and he said for a bag of salt