Girls plz help!!

[Shuuya]

ahahahahahhaha xd omg this is priceless

But no, serious... -holds back laughter-
I you want a real girlfriend, I'll give you some advice...
Get of the forum and talk to girls!
There you go... I hope this helps

lol, yes that is a good tip

what a looser damn it :/

no thats just sadU_U

What are you?
11?
12?
Go enjoy Sponge Bob some more before getting a girlfriend.

ahahahhahaha, cant stop laughing:rofl::rofl::rofl:_O-_O- but anyways, thats somemore good advice!!!!xd

 

[Karmolo]

ahahahahahhaha xd omg this is priceless

But no, serious... -holds back laughter-
I you want a real girlfriend, I'll give you some advice...
Get of the forum and talk to girls!
There you go... I hope this helps

spot onxd and very good tip

 

[~Rerrando~]

What the hell is this?

im still tryna figure that outU_U

 

[Mugiwara]

This is what you'll need:
A handkerchief,
A bottle with chloroform,
Some ropes,
a bed,
and an empty room in the basement.

This is what you do:
Find a girl that you like, apply chloroform to the handkerchief(be sure to get it all over the handkerchief, it is adviced to use gloves), go to the girl from behind, and put the handkerchief(wet with chloroform) over her nose and mouth, and hold it there, if she resists, hold it harder. After a couple of seconds, she will submit to your will.

While she is submitted, tie her legs and arms, and take her to the room in the basement, where you have placed your bed in. Tie her up in the bed.
Take good care of her, feed her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself trying to get free from the ropes.

 

[Enemy]

Be a man. :flaw:

 

[MinaminoRaine]

Ok, as a girl here's my advice.

First, you just can't say "I want a girlfriend" like you want some candy. Second, is there anyone you actually like? If there isn't, it's all pointless. Being with someone just for the f*ck of it it's nothing but a huge waste of time.

Third, ask yourself why should someone date you and why they shouldn't. Always think about what you can give, because if you don't have that in mind, how are you going to show that to anyone?

I know nothing about how you look but people can always improve. So if you're not fit, then exercise a little. If you think you lack style, then ask a friend to help you (hopefully a girl).

And if it's a matter of confidence then work it! you know, girls tend to think some shyness it's cute, but when it proves to be real lack of self-confidence it's just sad.

 

[Dean Kaguya]

This is priceless and funny

 

[Cyborg]

This is what you'll need:
A handkerchief,
A bottle with chloroform,
Some ropes,
a bed,
and an empty room in the basement.

This is what you do:
Find a girl that you like, apply chloroform to the handkerchief(be sure to get it all over the handkerchief, it is adviced to use gloves), go to the girl from behind, and put the handkerchief(wet with chloroform) over her nose and mouth, and hold it there, if she resists, hold it harder. After a couple of seconds, she will submit to your will.

While she is submitted, tie her legs and arms, and take her to the room in the basement, where you have placed your bed in. Tie her up in the bed.
Take good care of her, feed her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself trying to get free from the ropes.

ROFLxd
OP's either mentally retarded or trolling, lol.

 

[Toku]

This is what you'll need:
A handkerchief,
A bottle with chloroform,
Some ropes,
a bed,
and an empty room in the basement.

This is what you do:
Find a girl that you like, apply chloroform to the handkerchief(be sure to get it all over the handkerchief, it is adviced to use gloves), go to the girl from behind, and put the handkerchief(wet with chloroform) over her nose and mouth, and hold it there, if she resists, hold it harder. After a couple of seconds, she will submit to your will.

While she is submitted, tie her legs and arms, and take her to the room in the basement, where you have placed your bed in. Tie her up in the bed.
Take good care of her, feed her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself trying to get free from the ropes.

*takes notes*

this stuff is pure gold...:zonder:

 

[Sonne]

*takes notes*

this stuff is pure gold...:zonder:

Or pure Semen bucket. :|

 

[aVague]

find a better place actually

 

[Daruny]

This is what you'll need:
A handkerchief,
A bottle with chloroform,
Some ropes,
a bed,
and an empty room in the basement.

This is what you do:
Find a girl that you like, apply chloroform to the handkerchief(be sure to get it all over the handkerchief, it is adviced to use gloves), go to the girl from behind, and put the handkerchief(wet with chloroform) over her nose and mouth, and hold it there, if she resists, hold it harder. After a couple of seconds, she will submit to your will.

While she is submitted, tie her legs and arms, and take her to the room in the basement, where you have placed your bed in. Tie her up in the bed.
Take good care of her, feed her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself trying to get free from the ropes.

Works like a charm. :|

Stockholm syndrome helps as well.

 

[Karmolo]

welcome to Sweden we can invent new things

 

[Mugiwara]

welcome to Sweden we can invent new things

Yes, diseases and syndromes.
Oh I almost forgot; Waterproof teabags.

xd

 

[Karmolo]

only syndromes we good atxd

diseases I point to the west

 

[Xylon]

Yes, diseases and syndromes.
Oh I almost forgot; Waterproof teabags.

xd

Odorless is recommended.

 

[Escorpiius]

What are you?
11?
12?
Go enjoy Sponge Bob some more before getting a girlfriend.

I agree U_U

Still, here's for your satisfaction ---

You must be registered for see links

This is the online version of what Mugi suggested.
P.S - Real-life version is obviously better and I never tried that online stuffs...But that's the only way-out for your thread perhaps, seeing your desperation!

 

[woozimu]

dude how many g.f threads did you make :rofl:

 

[MinaminoRaine]

I think there are like two or something

 

[Scorps]

try and ask your mom...she'll know how to pick a GF for you...lolol