Girls Only club O_O no boys
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Sorry for the inconvinience...i wasn`t invited to the birth ;porncool with me i watch him watch pron lmfao looks at tummy uhmm i had him already aww do i look fat O_O damn to the gym!
(,ROFLMAO...no need to go to the gym..do what Tsunade is doing....
It is your sperm,clean it off your hand,you left it there when you started jacking off...and don`t order her aroundyay!! you and me are husband and wife!!
now... make me dinner I'm starving!! <3
and change junior's diapers... I smell something foul
ok ill do it xdSorry for the inconvinience...i wasn`t invited to the birth ;
@ bestii i knows it soo cute and funny i love it xdxd
ps.... *cough* you godmother
*speaks drunk*sexy tendo yeah i heard this walks up to you slaps you xd next time talk to my babys god father with respect O_O
Even when you.. *hic* turn the world... *hic* upside down... It was MY sperm that... *hic* gave you that Baby... *hic*
*sleeps on the couch drunk*
backs away*performs hand seals**Slaps across the face with a 10x10 wooden fragment,and than starts punching you and says"I didn`t hear anything,did you?"
as you slap me with that wood in short range I use
to burn your wood and give a bad burn, you can't use any jutsu to counter my attack before it took affect since one of your hands is holding the wood to slap me.
In short range I use the following technique
and
I sealed you inside Tendo Jr.
Summary: as your slapping me with that wood, I backed off a little and performed my first jutsu the Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique jutsu, you can't counter it since one of hands is holding that wood, to perform a technique requires two hands free to use hand seals. The wood and your skin is burned, you scream in pain and I perform my 2nd and 3rd jutsu the Eight Trigrams Sealing Style and Four Symbols Seal jutsu and sealed you inside Tendo Jr.
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wow funny come bak husban of mine xd hey take it easy on him he just standing up for me you drink way too much walks up to you pushes you on the couch and sits on top of you takes the drink out of your hand looks you in the eyes look at me give dat up or ill never let you touch me again
he just standing up for me you drink way too much walks up to you pushes you on the couch and sits on top of you takes the drink out of your hand looks you in the eyes look at me give dat up or ill never let you touch me again 
*gives you my beer*wow funny come bak husban of mine xd hey take it easy on him
Ma, can you pls give me a nice back massage?
yeah me too i dont even remember the wedding O_O or the birth or him sleeping with me lmfao oh well play with it xdxd no back massage for you husban xd gets a gun out xd we gonna play hide and go kill xd eeekkkk i love it xdxdxdxdxd
>.< You are not allowed to use jutsu outside the training or battle arena dude...but i will play along and see what happens...
I scream in pain from your fire jutsu and after 5 seconds i stop and start laughing,you see the burn marks dissapear,than you try to do the eight trigrams sealing technique i kick you in the whrist and break it,your hands are useless now but you are able to do the Four Symbols seal and lock me inside Tendo jr.
Congratulations,your son is a jinchuriki for Black Leg.
And one more thing,i doubted that the father was you so i ran a DNA test,the results said that the father is someone who doesn`t want to reveal his name,in other words his status is V.I.P , it appears that you were out gambling and t_mala slept with him when you were gone.
I am happy to say that baby is not yours xD
Suck on that...buffon....
I scream in pain from your fire jutsu and after 5 seconds i stop and start laughing,you see the burn marks dissapear,than you try to do the eight trigrams sealing technique i kick you in the whrist and break it,your hands are useless now but you are able to do the Four Symbols seal and lock me inside Tendo jr.
Congratulations,your son is a jinchuriki for Black Leg.
And one more thing,i doubted that the father was you so i ran a DNA test,the results said that the father is someone who doesn`t want to reveal his name,in other words his status is V.I.P , it appears that you were out gambling and t_mala slept with him when you were gone.
I am happy to say that baby is not yours xD
Suck on that...buffon....
you have to be a medical ninja to use this jutsu to "heal your burned skin"
also... try to be more detailed in RPing... and summarized it it the end so your opponent understands your move, I'll also give you the chance to double check your post.
aside from that... we can do this everywhere...
me and t_mala did it here... xd- Status