Just one joke too far man. One joke too farIf you wanna fix it, you can go down to the park. Offer some children candy, and bring them back to my house for a slumber party.
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Just one joke too far man. One joke too farIf you wanna fix it, you can go down to the park. Offer some children candy, and bring them back to my house for a slumber party.
Totally. Once I met this cougar at Taco Bell, we chatted it up. I went to the bathroom, came back, took a sip of my Dr. Pepper, I was knocked out. Turns out when I woke up, I was in her half cousin's uncle's brothe's pick-up truck. We arrived in Mexico at her sister's sweet fifteen, or whatever. There was taco sauce on the cake.I know your type, you get all cuddly with people and then bam! Next thing we all know, you're driving a windowless van out to Kansas while we're tied down in the back.
I have yet to even touch on the necrophiliac jokes.Just one joke too far man. One joke too far
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I have had a similar story, but it involves plenty of Five Guy french fries, the Canadian police and even Major Ford of Toronto himself.Totally. Once I met this cougar at Taco Bell, we chatted it up. I went to the bathroom, came back, took a sip of my Dr. Pepper, I was knocked out. Turns out when I woke up, I was in her half cousin's uncle's brothe's pick-up truck. We arrived in Mexico at her sister's sweet fifteen, or whatever. There was taco sauce on the cake.
Uh... maybe you need to see a therapist. >_>Thank you, but I don't think you understand. I'm not kind. I just don't value myself at all. I only have one thing that makes me even want to keep living.
lol. I won't kill myself. Or hurt myself. Physically, anyway. I just know myself. I'm probably lying to you (and me) right now even. There is only one thing that I know I'm not lying to myself about. And that's what I will cling to for...ever I guess. You should know this actually. The only thing that I think can give me any value in this world.Uh... maybe you need to see a therapist. >_>
LMAO xD rofl!!!!!i know your type, you get all cuddly with people and then bam! Next thing we all know, you're driving a windowless van out to kansas while we're tied down in the back.