Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

[The Amazing Spider Man]

If you wanna fix it, you can go down to the park. Offer some children candy, and bring them back to my house for a slumber party.

Just one joke too far man. One joke too far

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[Joker]

I know your type, you get all cuddly with people and then bam! Next thing we all know, you're driving a windowless van out to Kansas while we're tied down in the back.

Totally. Once I met this cougar at Taco Bell, we chatted it up. I went to the bathroom, came back, took a sip of my Dr. Pepper, I was knocked out. Turns out when I woke up, I was in her half cousin's uncle's brothe's pick-up truck. We arrived in Mexico at her sister's sweet fifteen, or whatever. There was taco sauce on the cake.

 

[Europa]

Just one joke too far man. One joke too far

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I have yet to even touch on the necrophiliac jokes.

Totally. Once I met this cougar at Taco Bell, we chatted it up. I went to the bathroom, came back, took a sip of my Dr. Pepper, I was knocked out. Turns out when I woke up, I was in her half cousin's uncle's brothe's pick-up truck. We arrived in Mexico at her sister's sweet fifteen, or whatever. There was taco sauce on the cake.

I have had a similar story, but it involves plenty of Five Guy french fries, the Canadian police and even Major Ford of Toronto himself.

 

[Lexie]

Thank you, but I don't think you understand. I'm not kind. I just don't value myself at all. I only have one thing that makes me even want to keep living.

Uh... maybe you need to see a therapist. >_>

 

[scorezor]

girls.

*shrugs*

 

[Tennis Robot]

Uh... maybe you need to see a therapist. >_>

lol. I won't kill myself. Or hurt myself. Physically, anyway. I just know myself. I'm probably lying to you (and me) right now even. There is only one thing that I know I'm not lying to myself about. And that's what I will cling to for...ever I guess. You should know this actually. The only thing that I think can give me any value in this world.

It's not as bad as I make it sound. I've just always been considered arrogant/condescending/dishonest. I don't want to believe that I have changed until I see evidence of it in other people.

 

[The Amazing Spider Man]

girls.

*shrugs*

Boys

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[A Dolla Make Ya Holla]

the struggle could not be more real

 

[Sir Blades]

Did not expect this thread to have these many replies.

 

[A Dolla Make Ya Holla]

i mean if a kfc is your break-up spot, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

give up on life.

 

[Angelofchaos179]

Wow this crazy eating nothing but chicken, even if im black i won't never eat chicken for a whole week.

The fck i look like eating chicken titties all damn day long

 

[Lady M]

I feel sorry for her. I have been through heartache recently, but no one is worth that imo. I got over it so fast, I wondered why I ever thought it was going to be painful in the beginning. I hope she finds happiness someday, and with someone who deserves her.

 

[SoulKiller]

i know your type, you get all cuddly with people and then bam! Next thing we all know, you're driving a windowless van out to kansas while we're tied down in the back.

LMAO xD rofl!!!!!