I wouldn't be surprised if Messi moves from Barca to a EPL team, Lucho is clueless, but I can't see him at Chelsea but stranger things have happened.
Someone in /r/chelseafc posted this:
1.Rumours have been flying round at Barca that he's unhappy with Enrique's management and wants a move.
2.He has problems with taxes and the only way to get away from them would be to move country (Something like this)
3.Him and Cesc are great friends (Messi was one of the ones begging for him to leave Arsenal).
4.Messi's wife and Cesc's wife are best friends and Cesc's wife said she didn't know how she would live without Messi's.
5.Messi is ambassador of Turkish airlines, Chelsea's new shirt sponsor.
6.Messi is sponsored by Addidas, one of Chelsea's main sponsors.
7.Messi followed our instagram

8.Cesc's wife liked a picture of Messi liking ChelseaFC
9.He has started following our players social media accounts
10.Barca having a meltdown, and Puyol being quoted as saying something like "I quit after seeing this side of Barca". This damages Messi's reputation.
11.Messi's girlfriend just followed us on twitter.
12.He just followed Jose's daughter
13.My resources in spain tell me he is coming
14.RAC1 are reporting that Chelsea and Barca having conversations.
15.Messi's agent has just got in touch with Daniel Levy as we speak to see if Tottenham will pay for his Flight & medical to Chelsea. (found on twitter)
16.Why does he do all that today? After being left on the bench, and then missing a training session. Is that just a coincidence?
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