funny

[+luffy+]

some funny texts i found them on net and wanted to share them with you.


A man married a girl traffic inspector:

Spoiler

A man married a girl traffic inspector

Friend: Howz your 1st night?

Man: She charged me 200 $ for overspeeding n
500$ for wrong side entry
50 for no helmet!

Born in china :

Spoiler

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.
Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty No guarantee...lol....

naughty mind: xd

Spoiler

Girl:Its too tight
Boy: Dont worry Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bathroom girl:

Spoiler

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Life boy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

father and son:

Spoiler

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

mom asking her daughter:

Spoiler

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

notice in a factory:

Spoiler

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".

naughty minds:

Spoiler

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!

god bless your minds:

Spoiler

Fill in the BLANKS:

1. B O O _ s
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P_ N _ S



Ans:
BOOKS,RANDOM,
FORK,PANTS

GOD BLESS your
Naughty mind...

add some if you have

 

[Caliburn]

Lmao _O-

I saw Hasashi posting this on a couple of profiles:

A boy says,"dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for h.w." the father says,"ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million$." the boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. dad says ok now go ask your sister the same thing. he does and she says yes. the father says, son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million$ but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."

 

[Pervyy]

some funny texts i found them on net and wanted to share them with you.


A man married a girl traffic inspector:

Spoiler

A man married a girl traffic inspector

Friend: Howz your 1st night?

Man: She charged me 200 $ for overspeeding n
500$ for wrong side entry
50 for no helmet!

Born in china :

Spoiler

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.
Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty No guarantee...lol....

naughty mind: xd

Spoiler

Girl:Its too tight
Boy: Dont worry Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bathroom girl:

Spoiler

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Life boy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

father and son:

Spoiler

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

mom asking her daughter:

Spoiler

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

notice in a factory:

Spoiler

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".

naughty minds:

Spoiler

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!

god bless your minds:

Spoiler

Fill in the BLANKS:

1. B O O _ s
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P_ N _ S



Ans:
BOOKS,RANDOM,
FORK,PANTS

GOD BLESS your
Naughty mind...

add some if you have

Lmao these are great xd

 

[+luffy+]

Lmao _O-

I saw Hasashi posting this on a couple of profiles:

A boy says,"dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for h.w." the father says,"ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million$." the boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. dad says ok now go ask your sister the same thing. he does and she says yes. the father says, son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million$ but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."

lmao...so the father was sure that her wife or daughter were gonna say yes.

 

[Ero sennin]

a police man on a horse sees a boy riding around with no lights on his bike he goes "hey have you no lights for your bike" the boy goes "santa didn't bring me any" the police man says" you got the bike from santa well you write to santa and tell him to send you some say its incomplete" as he goes away on his horse the little boy says "excuse me" the police man goes "yes" "did you get that horse from santa?" he goes "yes" the boy goes " well you write to him and say the **** should be on the bottom no the top"

 

[King Kazma]

some funny texts i found them on net and wanted to share them with you.


A man married a girl traffic inspector:

Spoiler

A man married a girl traffic inspector

Friend: Howz your 1st night?

Man: She charged me 200 $ for overspeeding n
500$ for wrong side entry
50 for no helmet!

Born in china :

Spoiler

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.
Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty No guarantee...lol....

naughty mind: xd

Spoiler

Girl:Its too tight
Boy: Dont worry Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bathroom girl:

Spoiler

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Life boy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

father and son:

Spoiler

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

mom asking her daughter:

Spoiler

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

notice in a factory:

Spoiler

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".

naughty minds:

Spoiler

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!

god bless your minds:

Spoiler

Fill in the BLANKS:

1. B O O _ s
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P_ N _ S



Ans:
BOOKS,RANDOM,
FORK,PANTS

GOD BLESS your
Naughty mind...

add some if you have

lolz..xd

 

[leenox]

some funny texts i found them on net and wanted to share them with you.


A man married a girl traffic inspector:

Spoiler

A man married a girl traffic inspector

Friend: Howz your 1st night?

Man: She charged me 200 $ for overspeeding n
500$ for wrong side entry
50 for no helmet!

Born in china :

Spoiler

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.
Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty No guarantee...lol....

naughty mind: xd

Spoiler

Girl:Its too tight
Boy: Dont worry Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bathroom girl:

Spoiler

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Life boy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

father and son:

Spoiler

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

mom asking her daughter:

Spoiler

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

notice in a factory:

Spoiler

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".

naughty minds:

Spoiler

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!

god bless your minds:

Spoiler

Fill in the BLANKS:

1. B O O _ s
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P_ N _ S



Ans:
BOOKS,RANDOM,
FORK,PANTS

GOD BLESS your
Naughty mind...

add some if you have

haha...xd

 

[leenox]

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

 

[Ero sennin]

if your a animal lover your gonna hate this

a guy driving his van through small town suddenly a cat runs in front of the road he slams on the breaks to late and goes over the cat. he gets out and sees it twitching in agony. he goes to his van gets a hammer and puts it out its misery a woman runs hysterical out a hosue ansd says whats going on here you've just killed my cat. he goes am sorry i ran over it it was in agony i hit it with a hammer the woman goes no it wasn't you psycopath she then shout archie this police officer from next door comes out goes what this rammy about here she goes this maniac got out his van and killed my cat the police man goes right you b****rd whats the story here he constible i was just driving through it came out of no where i slammed on the breaks it was in agony i hit it with a hammer he goes lets have look ah there the skid mark blood they look under the wheel there's a dead cat.

 

[Ryuji]

some funny texts i found them on net and wanted to share them with you.


A man married a girl traffic inspector:

Spoiler

A man married a girl traffic inspector

Friend: Howz your 1st night?

Man: She charged me 200 $ for overspeeding n
500$ for wrong side entry
50 for no helmet!

Born in china :

Spoiler

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.
Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty No guarantee...lol....

naughty mind: xd

Spoiler

Girl:Its too tight
Boy: Dont worry Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bathroom girl:

Spoiler

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Life boy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

father and son:

Spoiler

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

mom asking her daughter:

Spoiler

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

notice in a factory:

Spoiler

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".

naughty minds:

Spoiler

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!

god bless your minds:

Spoiler

Fill in the BLANKS:

1. B O O _ s
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P_ N _ S



Ans:
BOOKS,RANDOM,
FORK,PANTS

GOD BLESS your
Naughty mind...

add some if you have

awesome

 

[Gin-Sama]

god bless your minds: lmao

 

[Ero sennin]

a scottish film crew in africas wilderness

a scottish film crew are in the wilderness of africa and notice some lions comeing towards them one of the camera men starts to slip into some nikes the other camera man goes you'll never outrun lions with them he goes f**k the lions as long as i outrun you.