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Can a mod plz update the first post with this post

Funny Quotes​

Copy and paste one of the following quotes in the code tags and put it in your sig. :p

1.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="eLiAs NaRuTo FaN, post: 291299, member: 3865"]have you pooped recently? O_o[/quote][/PLAIN]
2.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 337602, member: 248"]
ok *does bianca's nails*[/quote][/PLAIN]
3.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="ragnaroc, post: 274738, member: 1926"]
i really suck hard
i did elias... recently[/quote][/PLAIN]
4.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Misa, post: 305266, member: 7006"]
me and bishamon in bed >-<[/quote][/PLAIN]
5.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="shinbu, post: 291125, member: 2306"]the most person i love is shodiame 
he did to many thing for me.[/quote][/PLAIN]
6.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Lil T, post: 135429, member: 1526"]*starts running around the house naked*
hay zabuza its naked time!!![/quote][/PLAIN]
7.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="pixyfairy, post: 0"]I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!![/quote][/PLAIN]
8.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="kawagiri shinigami, post: 0"]
mine was about as hard as a beach ball.... 
it wouldn't hurt you a bit :eek:[/quote][/PLAIN]
9.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 281285, member: 248"]my confession
i like to look at guy's asses[/quote][/PLAIN]
10.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 281294, member: 248"]*looks at neji's ass*
nice ass ;)[/quote][/PLAIN]
11.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]Hrmmm, mind if I measure? O_o[/quote][/PLAIN]
12.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]
Waaaait a second.....Elias....misa.... baby? That means Elias and Misa..... 
O_O Elias is still a virgin :rolleyes:[/quote][/PLAIN]
13.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 58557, member: 248"]i 'll get some sake to get 
these fat chicks look hot[/quote][/PLAIN]
14.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="eLiAs NaRuTo FaN, post: 0"]*points at hidan's tiny penis*
haha! i feel sorry for you XD[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
15.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 334814, member: 2822"]Alright then, I'll be honest. Ur boobs O__O[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
16.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 284772, member: 248"]ok *removes clothes* 
oh pixy[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
17.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="DRB, post: 0"]well Madara is Tobi so we like slept with the same person ;) 
3 ppl in 1 bed, wow[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
19.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 0"]I'm afraid of the dark because the boogie man 
might come back and make me do things I dont want to do. xD.:p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
20.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Yuugi, post: 0"][IMG]http://www.mototuneusa.com/BikiniGirls69.jpg[/IMG] 
what do you think of me in my new bikini?:D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
21.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 0"]I love to smell womens shoes[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
22.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Yuugi, post: 0"]lalalalala *shaving my legs* 
[SPOILER]i hate this dare?_? madara>_<[/SPOILER][/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
23.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 341185, member: 5081"]*gets out of the bag* hey grimm ;) *comes closer* i love 
that song u know? *starts to give grimm a lap dance* rawr!:D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
24.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 341197, member: 1465"]*puts on space suit for protection. washes grims
feet while bianca is giving him a lapdance* T__T[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
25.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="kawagiri shinigami, post: 341237, member: 6019"]*lifts bianca's shirt*
take a good look grimm... it's as close as ure gonna get lmao :p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
26.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 341284, member: 5081"]*kicks madara where it hurts the most*
without any reason Oo[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
27.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 341291, member: 1465"]*Falls to the ground*
My..reproductive organs. X_X[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
28.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Misa, post: 0"]do u have steel balls or something??[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
29.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135448, member: 248"]ok :D:D *removes pants*
weeeeee :D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
30.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="TOBI!, post: 135501, member: 2141"](shoots lilT) STOP THAT!
(shoots zabuza) STOP TOUCHING LIL T[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
31.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135503, member: 248"]O_O
*looks at the crotch* eeeewwwww!!! *lets go*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
32.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="TOBI!, post: 135553, member: 2141"]*shoots zabuza* BAD ZABUZA!!!!!
*shoots sexy_chick* NO VIRGINITY STEALING!![/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
33.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135628, member: 248"]i am also naked O_O
and y r u lookin at me O_O[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
34.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135640, member: 248"]O_O *stares at biancaraducea*
10 out of 5[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
35.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 0"]*pees in the ocean*
*smirks*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
36.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]AIM LOW!! o_o[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
37.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="blondiegirl, post: 0"]*gets up* 
bishamon...take me to the hotel room![/quote][/PLAIN]
38.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="HakuxHavok, post: 0"]I am sugary, sprakling and 
orgasmically delicous.[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
39.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="shigure478, post: 0"]Probably.... *falls asleep on table* *talks in sleep*
 Sensei...Gay...Love...Idk....Who?....Gay....Silky[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
40.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]O_O rape?
*takes out popcorn* can i watch?[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]

I'm putting togethter a list of the most embarassing quotes on nb. :cool:
So if you ever want to put one in your sig you can come here.
Please show your support by submitting links to embarassing quotes here. :p
 
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here my reply to lil t's naked time post

Hellsbadass said:
ok :D:D
removes pants
weeeeee :D
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here is senpai gettin mad at lil t and me
Madara Uchiha said:
i can do it whenevwer i want.
Tells azbuza to Hang lil t on a tree by his hurt spot.
*he does it*
ewww zabuza, u touched it.
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tobi's reaction
TOBI! said:
(shoots lilT)
STOP THAT!
(shoots zabuza)
STOP TOUCHING LILT
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mine
Hellsbadass said:
O_O
*looks at the hurt spot*
eeeewwwww!!! *lets go*
Click to expand...
sexy_chick flashes
sexy_chick said:
u wouldnt hurt a girl would u *flashes zabuza*
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another senpai's quotes
Madara Uchiha said:
where is lil t?
i think he is crying in a corner cuz his thing probably ripped off:p
Click to expand...
another tobi
TOBI! said:
*shoots zabuza*
BAD ZABUZA!!!!!
*shoots sexy_chick*
NO VIRGINITY STEALING!!
Click to expand...
me again
Hellsbadass said:
i am also naked O_O
and y r u lookin at me O_O
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i still mean it ;)
Hellsbadass said:
O_O *stares at biancaraducea*
10 out of 5
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ratin tobi's man .... boobs
Hellsbadass said:
O_O
*stares at tobi*
5 out of 10
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O_O
Madara Uchiha said:
damnyou!!!
controls zabuza to hang him by his hurt spot on a tall tree.
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TOBI! said:
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha...
REPOST THIS FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
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um.. this is the most weirdest quote ever
 
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Funny Quotes​

Copy and paste one of the following quotes in the code tags and put it in your sig. :p

1.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="eLiAs NaRuTo FaN, post: 291299, member: 3865"]have you pooped recently? O_o[/quote][/PLAIN]
2.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 337602, member: 248"]
ok *does bianca's nails*[/quote][/PLAIN]
3.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="ragnaroc, post: 274738, member: 1926"]
i really suck hard
i did elias... recently[/quote][/PLAIN]
4.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Misa, post: 305266, member: 7006"]
me and bishamon in bed >-<[/quote][/PLAIN]
5.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="shinbu, post: 291125, member: 2306"]the most person i love is shodiame 
he did to many thing for me.[/quote][/PLAIN]
6.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Lil T, post: 135429, member: 1526"]*starts running around the house naked*
hay zabuza its naked time!!![/quote][/PLAIN]
7.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="pixyfairy, post: 0"]I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!![/quote][/PLAIN]
8.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="kawagiri shinigami, post: 0"]
mine was about as hard as a beach ball.... 
it wouldn't hurt you a bit :eek:[/quote][/PLAIN]
9.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 281285, member: 248"]my confession
i like to look at guy's asses[/quote][/PLAIN]
10.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 281294, member: 248"]*looks at neji's ass*
nice ass ;)[/quote][/PLAIN]
11.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]Hrmmm, mind if I measure? O_o[/quote][/PLAIN]
12.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]
Waaaait a second.....Elias....misa.... baby? That means Elias and Misa..... 
O_O Elias is still a virgin :rolleyes:[/quote][/PLAIN]
13.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 58557, member: 248"]i 'll get some sake to get 
these fat chicks look hot[/quote][/PLAIN]
14.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="eLiAs NaRuTo FaN, post: 0"]*points at hidan's tiny penis*
haha! i feel sorry for you XD[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
15.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 334814, member: 2822"]Alright then, I'll be honest. Ur boobs O__O[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
16.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 284772, member: 248"]ok *removes clothes* 
oh pixy[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
17.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="DRB, post: 0"]well Madara is Tobi so we like slept with the same person ;) 
3 ppl in 1 bed, wow[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
19.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 0"]I'm afraid of the dark because the boogie man 
might come back and make me do things I dont want to do. xD.:p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
20.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Yuugi, post: 0"][IMG]http://www.mototuneusa.com/BikiniGirls69.jpg[/IMG] 
what do you think of me in my new bikini?:D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
21.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 0"]I love to smell womens shoes[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
22.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Yuugi, post: 0"]lalalalala *shaving my legs* 
[SPOILER]i hate this dare?_? madara>_<[/SPOILER][/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
23.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 341185, member: 5081"]*gets out of the bag* hey grimm ;) *comes closer* i love 
that song u know? *starts to give grimm a lap dance* rawr!:D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
24.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 341197, member: 1465"]*puts on space suit for protection. washes grims
feet while bianca is giving him a lapdance* T__T[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
25.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="kawagiri shinigami, post: 341237, member: 6019"]*lifts bianca's shirt*
take a good look grimm... it's as close as ure gonna get lmao :p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
26.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 341284, member: 5081"]*kicks madara where it hurts the most*
without any reason Oo[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
27.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 341291, member: 1465"]*Falls to the ground*
My..reproductive organs. X_X[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
28.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Misa, post: 0"]do u have steel balls or something??[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
29.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135448, member: 248"]ok :D:D *removes pants*
weeeeee :D[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
30.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="TOBI!, post: 135501, member: 2141"](shoots lilT) STOP THAT!
(shoots zabuza) STOP TOUCHING LIL T[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
31.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135503, member: 248"]O_O
*looks at the crotch* eeeewwwww!!! *lets go*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
32.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="TOBI!, post: 135553, member: 2141"]*shoots zabuza* BAD ZABUZA!!!!!
*shoots sexy_chick* NO VIRGINITY STEALING!![/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
33.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135628, member: 248"]i am also naked O_O
and y r u lookin at me O_O[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
34.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 135640, member: 248"]O_O *stares at biancaraducea*
10 out of 5[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
35.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 0"]*pees in the ocean*
*smirks*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
36.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]AIM LOW!! o_o[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
37.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="blondiegirl, post: 0"]*gets up* 
bishamon...take me to the hotel room![/quote][/PLAIN]
38.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="HakuxHavok, post: 0"]I am sugary, sprakling and 
orgasmically delicous.[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
39.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="shigure478, post: 0"]Probably.... *falls asleep on table* *talks in sleep*
 Sensei...Gay...Love...Idk....Who?....Gay....Silky[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
40.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]O_O rape?
*takes out popcorn* can i watch?[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
41.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]what about mine? Oo
is mine big?[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
42.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="Versuvio, post: 0"]Way to large, make it smaller. 
[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
43.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Uchiha Sasuke., post: 0"]O_O so you sayin that i almost did ....... with My
 sister o_0 or you just High on Tacos?[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
44.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]*sighs* guess no rape huh?
damn i wanted to see some action:p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
45.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BlondieGirl, post: 0"]Ok guys. Ive been rejected enough tonight!
[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
46.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="DRB, post: 0"]no i'll keep blowing and fixing :p[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
47.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 0"]ok ppl i am gettin married witH shodaime
everybody is invited, lets get it started[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
48.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]*walks towards pixy slowly* pixy this is what i 
always wanted to do... *pulls pixy in for a hot long kiss*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
49.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Madara  Uchiha, post: 0"]YOU STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IM GOING TO KILL 
YOU!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NoW!!:mad: YOU SToLE BISHAMON FROM me![/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
50.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="kawagiri shinigami, post: 0"]Gets in the shower with asuma and bishamon*
 Finally! hey there monkey man, i didn't know you had such a large tail.[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
51.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Hellsbadass, post: 0"]*gets in the shower naked and scrubs asuma's back*
[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
52.)
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[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]*gets in the shower too wearing a towel* hey there;) let me
 wasH your back for u^^ *starts washing grimms back slowly*[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
53.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]i only wash grimm^^[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
54.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BishamonSama, post: 0"]*starts rubbing Akira's back with a loofa* There ya
 go, Akira.[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
55.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="bishamonsama, post: 0"]*laying in a bed with bianca* you know, bianca, you
 have striking features :cool: You like bananas, bianca? Because i have a good 
one here  *whispers to bianca* they're good for you.[/quote][/PLAIN]
56.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="bibi, post: 0"]*gets naked, smiles, falls on madara*[/quote][/PLAIN]
57.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="bibi, post: 0"]no u cant cuz your hair is not smooth and silky like 
madara's[/quote][/PLAIN]
58.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="haku misa, post: 0"]misa: *runs around naked* 
haku: Attention *****... 
Misa: So? :p[/quote][/PLAIN]
59.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="madara  uchiha, post: 0"]*lying on the ground with bianca on top of me*
guess im stuck. >_> Better enjoy the moment.:p[/quote][/PLAIN]
60.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="akirahoshiko, post: 0"]-stares at u- they r very beautiful :eek:[/quote][/PLAIN]
61.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="akirahoshiko, post: 0"]-throws u a shirt- r u goin to cover up lol[/quote][/PLAIN]
62.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="uchiha sasuke., post: 0"]are you 2 lesbians or your braws are to tight?
[/quote][/PLAIN]
63.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="uchiha sasuke., post: 0"]o_o no my pants are too tight:p xd[/quote][/PLAIN]
64.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="Zanji Uchiha, post: 0"] but I wear my lil sisters skirts[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
65.)
Code: 
[PLAIN][QUOTE="BiBi, post: 0"]ohh another subject of mine is here^^ *walks towards
 madara, *sits in his lap and starts dancing* why the hell are u letting me do 
this? *slaps* unworthy slave!>_<[/QUOTE][/PLAIN]
I'm putting togethter a list of the most embarassing quotes on nb. :cool:
So if you ever want to put one in your sig you can come here.
Please show your support by submitting links to embarassing quotes here. :p
 
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