Sasuke Uzumaki
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This thread was inspired by the one created by Madara Uchiha. But his thread is about NB quotes. This is about any quote you remember.
I saw the following on T-Shirts:
Computers
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
Rita May Brown.
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
Isaac Asimov.
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich.
"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
Dennis Ritchie.
Some from George Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Other
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.
"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.
Hope you fill in this thread!
I saw the following on T-Shirts:
Fragile - Handle with Care (right on the females teats)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobyl 95, Windows 2000
FAQ you!
Show respect for flowers (on a dress with 3 big flowers: on each breast, and covering the pelvis)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobyl 95, Windows 2000
FAQ you!
Show respect for flowers (on a dress with 3 big flowers: on each breast, and covering the pelvis)
Computers
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
Rita May Brown.
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
Isaac Asimov.
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich.
"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
Dennis Ritchie.
Some from George Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Other
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.
"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.
Hope you fill in this thread!
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