FUN QUESTIONS ^_^ First to answer, wins!

[Yūsuke1]

Okay like the the title says, first to answer all the following question wins! Caution! The questions might be stupid , so think before opening ^_^. This is for fun and is stupid. ^_^ No prizes =_= ~! I might not own this questions cause i don't know whether you guys have heard them before so i am just sharing ^_^.

1.

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If i had a ruler, what would i name it ?

2.

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My pokemon's favourite move is 'Swift' , what is it's name

3.

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How did i watch Indian po*n in the middle of nowhere , with nobody around, no computer, no nothing in 10seconds o_o?

4.

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Guy with bad voice : *stops singing for awhile* Hey do you prefer me in high pitch or low pitch?
Guy who hates music : -----
*awkward silence* ...
What did the Guy who hates music said?

5.

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Blonde 1 : *comes up at the right side of the river* Hey, how did you get at the other side!!?
Blonde 2(at the left side of the river) : -----
Blonde 1 : Really? Okay then! *walks away*
What did Blonde 2 say?

6.(this question is quite long but you have to read it to answer!)

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There was once 3 people on this plane, who were a chinese from China, an Indian from India and a Malaysian from malaysia sitting on a malaysian airlines called 'AirAsia' , the chinese guy used a hammer and destroyed his watches.
Malay guy : Why did you do that?
Chinese guy : Don't worry, my country got alot of watches lah
Indian guy : *burns all his woolen clothes*
Malay guy : EHHH!! what you doing!?
Indian guy : Don't worry, my country got alot of sheeps lah
The Malay guy was jealous and guess what he did next?

 

[Serpent]

1) King (because it a ruler)~ get it?

2) Starmie

3) you watched it in your mind O_O

4) "I Like you in No Pitch"

5) "I walked around?" (so the other blonde leaves to walk around the world)

6) the Malay guy cut off his D__k and said we have a lot of men in my country lah.

 

[Yūsuke1]

1) King (because it a ruler)~ get it?

2) Starmie

3) you watched it in your mind O_O

4) "I Like you in No Pitch"

5) "I walked around?" (so the other blonde leaves to walk around the world)

6) the Malay guy cut off his D__k and said we have a lot of men in my country lah.

1) Wrong xd but nice guess.
2) noo, thats the pokemon's name, i said what would i name it, as in the nickname ^_^
3) Almost :<
4) Almost also D:<!!
5)nope xd
6) Nope again XD

i post the answer in 2days? O_O i give other people guess

 

[Lili-Chwan]

1. I don't know
2. Taylor
3. No idea...
4. If "No Pitch" is not the answer, then I don't know
5. You're already at the other side.
6. He threw the Indian out. Or the Chinese. Or both, whichever he has the most back in Malaysia.

 

[BlacKing]

I dont know about the rest, but my guess is that the Malasian dude jumped out the airplane or crashed it for a suicide bombing.

 

[Nikkou Arashi]

These questions are so difficult! :ghehe:

1. If you were in my country, you can name it President.

2. Eh, Swift is a brand for hotdogs here so, you name your pokemon HOTDOG.xd

3. You watched yours.xd

4. or.

5.I swam across.

6. He burned the plane!xd

 

[Michael92]

1: Just Ruler, why something else?
2: Swift?
3: You were in it?
4: I perfere getting another singer/I don't care/I hate music.
5: By boat? Or "crossed the bridge"
6: *Destroyed the Plane* "Don't worry, my country got alot of planes lah"

 

[Kappy]

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