You aren't, I was simply trying to lighten the atmosphere a bit :\I don't know if I'm meant to be doing the gates thing, it's starting to confuse me. :/
And no, I still haven't been able to acquire Shadow Clones.
Hmm.. well.. I will group all the shadow clone techniques into one group and assist you with the shadow-clone side of things, so that way you are able to fully "master" taijutsu. Shadow clone combinations in taijutsu don't require chakra after all.. so its totally valid ^_^ (Minus making the actual clones, that would require chakra ;p)
Mathias suddenly makes a large number of shadow clones to aid his student in the up-coming combinations.
By utilizing both of my clones, I want you to make them jump out in front of you, as they then proceed to place their bodies completely parallel to the ground beneath them, straightening themselves out in the process. The real you will then grab a hold of the first clone's ankles as the clone you grabbed mimics what you've done, grabbing the clone in front of him. Once that's done, I want you to firmly place all your wight onto your dominate foot as you follow it up with a simple rotation, clockwise or counter-clockwise your choice. This will allow you to use your clones as a "weapon" of sorts, using them to strike a nearby target (Dummy)(Kagebunshin: Dai Kaiten) - Shadow Clone: Great Revolving
Rank: C
Type: Offensive, Defence
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points 20
Description: The user creates two shadow clones, and they form a chain with each shadow clone holding the other by the ankles. The user then spins the shadow clones around, hitting his opponents with the clones.
Note: Must create two shadow clones before use.
You will now order one of my clones to grab a hold of you, later throwing you at full force towards that practice dummy in front of you. While still air-bonre, I want you to re-adjust your body as you deliver an upwards punch strike aimed at your desired spot. Sending the dummy upwards into the air.(Kagebunshin: Appā) - Shadow Clone: Upper
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 20
Description: The user will creates a shadow clone to throw him towards his opponent, delivering an upper punch.
Note: Must create one shadow clone before use.
Effortless technique for the user... I want you to order my clones to go airborne by any means necessary while still staying within touching distance from each other.(Always remember the clone limit when using these techniques) Selected clones will then proceed to grab and then throw their partners towards your desired target, coming down, performing a body slam.(Bunshin Taiatari) - Clone Body Smash
Rank:A
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:
Damage Points:30
Description:Shadow clones that are in the air that thrown other clones down apon the enemey.
A pretty vague technique that you can capitalize on greatly. You will pretty much command my clones (yours) to charge towards your desired target, starting a devastating barrage of striking combinations from all directions (Or one, it all depends on you) causing him to be sent into the air after the barrage is finalized, leaving him open for attack.(Uzumaki Ninpouchou) - Uzumaki Ninja Hand Book
Rank:A
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:30
Description:After using mass shadow clone you attack the opponent with a barrage of combos that end with the enemy sent flying inot the ground