For the Intellectuals Only -A fancy way to call all the smart People-

[Erebus]

So i'm meant to be taking a nap because i going to possibly pull an all-nighter today, but i stumbled upon this while checking some details on FF: XIV from

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and i thought i would give it a try, however i could only get about understand about 13 of them, of course without checking online for what the others might mean. Can anyone understand all of them off the bat?

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I guess if you understand all of them, you are either really smart or a geek(according to the website)xd

PS: Post how many you got right, be honest if you don't Santa is giving you how chicks for summer

 

[Complex]

WTF.......I zoned out Lol

 

[Mark Sanchez]

Number 16 is my fav

 

[Gein]

2 is clever.

16 is okay.

20 is also pretty clever.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

I just understood 8 of them

 

[Scooby Doo]

Tbh I didnt really get the 18th but the rest are good XD

 

[Yanks]

I get 2, 7, 12, 19 and 20 I guess

 

[Forest]

17 wins / thread,
13? didn't get it
19?

 

[Mark Sanchez]

I understand the first half of number 5, can someone explain the second half of it

 

[Gein]

I just reread it and 19 is also pretty good as Im a programmer.

 

[Magatsu Izanagi]

I got all of them EXCEPT 9, 10, 12, 13, and 14.

I actually laughed at 15. Not sure if I should be proud of that.

I understand the first half of number 5, can someone explain the second half of it

Engineering is very hands-on, Math is basically purely theoretical. So in this case, "practical purposes" means he's going to do something "hands-on" ( ) with the girl, as opposed to the mathematetician who is only concerned with the theory of approaching her (you can divide any number besides zero infinitely)

 

[Gein]

I understand the first half of number 5, can someone explain the second half of it

You can divide by half infinitely.
So they will continuously be getting halfway closer.

The engineer understands that, but will be close enough to "get it on"

 

[Erebus]

I understand the first half of number 5, can someone explain the second half of it

Neither do i, i just think they were meant to compete on who would get to the bed first???????????

WTF.......I zoned out Lol

No worries bro, trying reading thru again, they usually comes clear after the third time

 

[shelke]

The Pavlov one was hilarious. I didn't get the Chemistry one though.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

The Pavlov one was hilarious. I didn't get the Chemistry one though.

The helium one? It's because noble gases don't react.
I didn't understand the Pavlov one.

 

[Erebus]

The Pavlov one was hilarious. I didn't get the Chemistry one though.

The helium one? It's because noble gases don't react.
I didn't understand the Pavlov one.

Yeah, didn't understand it either

 

[Mudballman]

Ok, 11 really made me laugh

 

[shelke]

The helium one? It's because noble gases don't react.
I didn't understand the Pavlov one.

No, I understood the Helium one - I am talking about the Chemist and the Plumber one.

It involves the use of different form of Stimuli for Classical Conditional. The Dog used to React to the Bell and he salivated. I think it would be better if you read up on it. But it involves Conditioned and unconditioned Stimulus.

Unconditioned Stimulus is what triggers an automatic response. Conditioned results in a response previously brought about no response. It was previously a Neutral Stimulus.

Never mind, Lol, it's better if you read this up.

 

[Corgi]

16 was hilarious lol.

 

[Gein]

Yeah, didn't understand it either

Im not too familiar with Pavlov.. but basically he was a physiologist who studied digestion and salivation in dogs.

"Classical conditioning" is what he was known for.

Dogs would salivate in response to food or things that they relate to food. Such as when he would feed them he would ring a bell and when he rings the bell without food they would still salivate. Or since HE feeds them they would salivate when they see HIM.

Its hard to understand so I dont bother much