Five kage idiots

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Zetsu: 'They did not detect my sporulation jutsu.The five kage are just a bunch of idiots"
who all agree to what zetsu said i do

rank the kage according to their composure i mean the most sensible kage would rank last
1)Raikage-Who would beat him to this position the guy keeps yelling and destroying things

2)Danzo- Going about hi own little Petty schemes and turning himself into orochimaru's puppet doll . he literally Scavenged his powers was born with nothing

3)Tsuchikage- this guy and his back Pain. lol u should let things go sometimes u know.................but i think this little guy is the most powerful of all kage

4)Mizukage- she is in her own league. she's hot(LAVA release)

5)kazekage- Now this guy is the most sensible of all talks less is upto the point calm and cares for everyone even the samurai.
 
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lol so what? Naruto went 4 tails just because Oro mentioned Sasuke.

But yeah I wouldn't call the kages idiots, Kabuto's got spores on him without his knowledge and he's one of the craftiest characters in the series
Bolded: Lmao

and the Raikage isnt an idiot he's just a stand up ninja who did not want Danzo to lead the allied forces.
 

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If Danzo were there, things would be different thanks to his Sharingan.

But i have to say, Raikage is the idiot.

@ Bansho Tenin : So what?. Kakashi implanted a Sharingan too. He's nothing without him.
Kakashi impanted just one sharingan dude and that out of need to save thier lives
that guy has an entire arm full of sharingans......
and he has also implanted hasirama senjus cells in him and the doctor who performed the surgery was OROCHIMARU
 

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Zetsu: 'They did not detect my sporulation jutsu.The five kage are just a bunch of idiots"
who all agree to what zetsu said i do

rank the kage according to their composure i mean the most sensible kage would rank last
1)Raikage-Who would beat him to this position the guy keeps yelling and destroying things

2)Danzo- Going about hi own little Petty schemes and turning himself into orochimaru's puppet doll . he literally Scavenged his powers was born with nothing

3)Tsuchikage- this guy and his back Pain. lol u should let things go sometimes u know.................but i think this little guy is the most powerful of all kage

4)Mizukage- she is in her own league. she's hot(LAVA release)

5)kazekage- Now this guy is the most sensible of all talks less is upto the point calm and cares for everyone even the samurai.
Lol, your thread is funny.

Danzo is not an idiot, he cleary has some level of intellect.

Tsuchikage maybe be small in statue, but judging from his knowledge and problem solving skills he portrayed at the summit, he's not very limited in brain power.

Mizukage is no fool either, she was just about to own saskue before zetsu intervened. I also think she's hot interms of appearance.

Kakekage is not a scholar (he's average in intelligence), but he's no idiot.

Raikage is hilarious lol, he's reckless and seems to get pleasure from breaking things I agree with that, he's the kinda guy to act before he thinks.
 
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Lol, your thread is funny.

Danzo is not an idiot, he cleary has some level of intellect.

Tsuchikage maybe be small in statue, but judging from his knowledge and problem solving skills he portrayed at the summit, he's not very limited in brain power.

Mizukage is no fool either, she was just about to own saskue before zetsu intervened. I also think she's hot interms of appearance.

Kakekage is not a scholar (he's average in intelligence), but he's no idiot.

Raikage is hilarious lol, he's reckless and seems to get pleasure from breaking things I agree with that, he's the kinda guy to act before he thinks.
1. I agree that he has intellect but its not shown the clear.(he never talks lol)

2. Its not usual for earth users to not be smart so i agree with you on that

3.Please dont say about her apperance lol it might be offensive to others.

4. You cant be serious! The kazekage is one of the smartest kages ever! You might as well call him a master strategest!

5. I might as well agree wit you on that one except for the fact that he takes pleasure from breaking things lol, he has to at least have some sort care-fullness or he wouldnt be crowned kage.
 

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1. I agree that he has intellect but its not shown the clear.(he never talks lol)

2. Its not usual for earth users to not be smart so i agree with you on that

3.Please dont say about her apperance lol it might be offensive to others.

4. You cant be serious! The kazekage is one of the smartest kages ever! You might as well call him a master strategest!

5. I might as well agree wit you on that one except for the fact that he takes pleasure from breaking things lol, he has to at least have some sort care-fullness or he wouldnt be crowned kage.
3. No one cares

4. Gara's intelligence is not beyond average, minato, shikamaru, kakashi, itachi, orochimaru and kabuto are examples of people above average in intelligence, not that I'm under rating gara I'm just stating facts, I personally think he's the second smartest among the current kages.

5. the guy smashed through the window when leaving kumagakure for the summit, punched a whole through the desk when the kage's disagreed with him, then smashed through the wall when existing the summit room (the door was right there). Here a couple reason for his actions,

A. he has a problem with doors
B. he just likes smashing things
C. he's taking some serious steroids and his destructive behaviour his the after effect (I mean have you seen his biceps. triceps, pecs and quadriceps only steroids could make him built like how he is lol)
D. Riled up about his brother being captured and maybe dead.

I would go with C lol
 
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