[FEMALES ONLY] Does this ringtone actually work?

[Gingka Uzumaki]

Saggy tits are the worst thing in history. FACT.

 

[Tsukune]

LOL I have to say I almost punched my computer this was so annoying. Only thing that makes boobs grow are..

A.) Genetics.
B.) Being fat or gaining weight.
c.) Pregnant and full of milk.

I don't need It but If my bras don't fit, you owe me new ones.

Actually there are two other ways, for those of you who are sexually inclined:

A.) Rubbing, squeezing, and massaging breasts can increase their size up to 10% over time.

B.) Having *** regularly can increase their size up to 25% over time.

 

[Gingka Uzumaki]

Having *** increases everything. FACT.

 

[Tsukune]

xd I'm not sure about everything...

 

[Gingka Uzumaki]

Lol, it should! haha

 

[-Sky-]

Lol wtf xD

 

[Tsukune]

xd but then... You know what nevermind lol

 

[Josh]

So... about that song... I figured a ringtone of a baby crying would do the same thing.

 

[Tsukune]

So... about that song... I figured a ringtone of a baby crying would do the same thing.

xd most likely. It's a pretty annoying song

 

[Josh]

Well, the sound of a baby crying typically elicits the maternal instincts of women thus causing a series of hormonal changes and similar stuff... i.e. baby is hungry, baby needs food... if you're old enough or perverted enough or a woman you know where this leads

 

[Gingka Uzumaki]

NO CHICK HAS ****ING SAID DOES IT WORK OR NOT.
Well, except..nope, nobody.