Favorite movie quote
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Ero sennin
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from dogma
medatron: i couldn't rape u if i wanted ot angels are ill equiped see am as anatomicly impared as a ken doll.
from the mask
the mask Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
from heavy metal
gloria I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster.
zeks Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
robot Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
the empire strikes back
yoda size matters not judge me by my size do u
medatron: i couldn't rape u if i wanted ot angels are ill equiped see am as anatomicly impared as a ken doll.
from the mask
the mask Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
from heavy metal
gloria I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster.
zeks Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
robot Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
the empire strikes back
yoda size matters not judge me by my size do u
Dark Valentine
Member
Its from a show rather than a movie but i like it..
The legend of the Seeker -
"Don't be too proud of yourself, your enemies will me far more devious than the melon".
The legend of the Seeker -
"Don't be too proud of yourself, your enemies will me far more devious than the melon".
Awards
Transformers
-Bumblebee taking a leak on the Sector 7 guy-
Sector 7: ARRRRGGGGAHHHHHHH
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee stop lubricating the man
also there is
Mojo (the dog): *takes a leak on Ironhides foot*
IronHide: You have a rodent infestation *pops out cannons* shall I exterminate?
Sam: No No Mojo is a dog our friend
IronHide: Well Mojo sprayed lubricants all over my foot
Sam: What? Bad Mojo
and finally
Frenzy: *shoots a disc whips around and cuts his head off* Ah Shit *falls*
-Bumblebee taking a leak on the Sector 7 guy-
Sector 7: ARRRRGGGGAHHHHHHH
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee stop lubricating the man
also there is
Mojo (the dog): *takes a leak on Ironhides foot*
IronHide: You have a rodent infestation *pops out cannons* shall I exterminate?
Sam: No No Mojo is a dog our friend
IronHide: Well Mojo sprayed lubricants all over my foot
Sam: What? Bad Mojo
and finally
Frenzy: *shoots a disc whips around and cuts his head off* Ah Shit *falls*
Venom of the Mist
Member
Never wound... What you can't kill. Venom from Spider-man 3
Your sweetheart's death would have been quick and painless. But now, that you've really pissed me off, I'll see it's nice and slow. Green Goblin from Spider-man
Your sweetheart's death would have been quick and painless. But now, that you've really pissed me off, I'll see it's nice and slow. Green Goblin from Spider-man
Twilight Ftw!
Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.
and also
Isabella Swan: It's like diamonds... you're beautiful.
Edward Cullen: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella... I'm a killer.
Isabella Swan: I don't believe that.
Edward Cullen: That's because you believe only the lies... the camouflage. I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that... as if you could out run me... as if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.
Isabella Swan: I don't care.
Edward Cullen: I've killed people before.
Isabella Swan: It does not matter.
Edward Cullen: I wanted to kill you at first. I've never wanted a human's blood so much, before.
Isabella Swan: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: Don't.
lol i love twilight
Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.
and also
Isabella Swan: It's like diamonds... you're beautiful.
Edward Cullen: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella... I'm a killer.
Isabella Swan: I don't believe that.
Edward Cullen: That's because you believe only the lies... the camouflage. I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that... as if you could out run me... as if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.
Isabella Swan: I don't care.
Edward Cullen: I've killed people before.
Isabella Swan: It does not matter.
Edward Cullen: I wanted to kill you at first. I've never wanted a human's blood so much, before.
Isabella Swan: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: Don't.
lol i love twilight
Ero sennin
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life of brian
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brians mother: Stop thinking about ***!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brians mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?
Brians mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
heres soem great quotes
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brians mother: Stop thinking about ***!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brians mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?
Brians mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
heres soem great quotes
I can teach you how to beware the mind and ensnare the senses, I can teach you how to brew fame, bottle glory and even put a stopper on death.
~ Professor Severus Snape (Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone)
~ Professor Severus Snape (Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone)
SoulReaper
Active member
----------EAGLE EYE------------
*while being chased through city streets by police cars*
Rachel Holloman: So you don't know anything about Sam?
Jerry Shaw: What, you mean your son? No, I know nothing. Just like you don't know how to drive! Use the clutch before you shift, not while you shift!
Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, assh.ole!
Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the assh.ole?
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Agent Thomas Morgan: *to field agent* If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!
----------------------TRANSFORMERS-------------------
*Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade*
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
[Bumblebee is heads towards a wall]
Sam Witwicky: *high-pitched scream* Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
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Trent: *grinning* Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
Sam Witwicky: *laughs a little* No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
*Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile*
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
----------------BATMAN:THE DARK KNIGHT-----------------
The Joker: *holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth* Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...
[*ooks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror*
The Joker: Why so serious?
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Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker: *as he smacks his lips* You know, you remind me of my father.
*the Joker pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth*
The Joker: I hated my father!
AND DATS IT FOR NOW xD
*while being chased through city streets by police cars*
Rachel Holloman: So you don't know anything about Sam?
Jerry Shaw: What, you mean your son? No, I know nothing. Just like you don't know how to drive! Use the clutch before you shift, not while you shift!
Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, assh.ole!
Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the assh.ole?
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Agent Thomas Morgan: *to field agent* If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!
----------------------TRANSFORMERS-------------------
*Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade*
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
[Bumblebee is heads towards a wall]
Sam Witwicky: *high-pitched scream* Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trent: *grinning* Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
Sam Witwicky: *laughs a little* No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
*Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile*
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
----------------BATMAN:THE DARK KNIGHT-----------------
The Joker: *holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth* Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...
[*ooks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror*
The Joker: Why so serious?
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Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker: *as he smacks his lips* You know, you remind me of my father.
*the Joker pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth*
The Joker: I hated my father!
AND DATS IT FOR NOW xD
Johnny Boy
Member
ALL FROM THE ITALIAN JOB:
John Bridger: I feel so optimistic. How do you feel?
Charlie Croker: I'm fine.
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
John Bridger: Freaked out.
Charlie Croker: Insecure.
John Bridger: Neurotic.
Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
John Bridger: You see those columns behind you?
Charlie Croker: What about them?
John Bridger: That's where they used to string up thieves who felt fine.
Charlie Croker: After you.
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Lyle: I am The Napster.
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John Bridger: Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: The ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives.
John Bridger: I feel so optimistic. How do you feel?
Charlie Croker: I'm fine.
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
John Bridger: Freaked out.
Charlie Croker: Insecure.
John Bridger: Neurotic.
Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
John Bridger: You see those columns behind you?
Charlie Croker: What about them?
John Bridger: That's where they used to string up thieves who felt fine.
Charlie Croker: After you.
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Lyle: I am The Napster.
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John Bridger: Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: The ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives.
From: To Have and Have Not. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
From: Animal Crackers by Groucho. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
the funniest,
:/ I think anyway
From: Animal Crackers by Groucho. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
the funniest,
:/ I think anyway
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ulquira889
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