Ay hillbilly remix of my old poem. XD
fart is ayy pleasant thing,
a-givin' y'all's belly an ease,
it warms thay ...uhh bed in winter,
and suffocates thay ...uhh fleas.
farts can be quiet,
or seriously loud.
some a-leavin' ayy powerful,
poisonous cloud.
farts can be shawt,
or ilogically awful*long.
some been known
to sownd like ayy sawng. . . . . .
farts can create,
a mowst curious medley,
they can be harmless,
or silent , ayn' deadly.
some done might nahwt smell,
whahl others are vile;
farts may pass quickly,
or linguurr faw ayy whahl. . . . .
they can occur
in ayy numbuurr av playes,
leave ever'one present
with strange looks on thay'r faces.
frawum wide-open prairies,
to awful small elevataws
farts will faand all av us,
soonuurr aw latuurr.
fart is ayy pleasant thing,
a-givin' y'all's belly an ease,
it warms thay ...uhh bed in winter,
and suffocates thay ...uhh fleas.
farts can be quiet,
or seriously loud.
some a-leavin' ayy powerful,
poisonous cloud.
farts can be shawt,
or ilogically awful*long.
some been known
to sownd like ayy sawng. . . . . .
farts can create,
a mowst curious medley,
they can be harmless,
or silent , ayn' deadly.
some done might nahwt smell,
whahl others are vile;
farts may pass quickly,
or linguurr faw ayy whahl. . . . .
they can occur
in ayy numbuurr av playes,
leave ever'one present
with strange looks on thay'r faces.
frawum wide-open prairies,
to awful small elevataws
farts will faand all av us,
soonuurr aw latuurr.
