[Comedy] ?Farts?

[Waindo]

Ay hillbilly remix of my old poem. XD

fart is ayy pleasant thing,
a-givin' y'all's belly an ease,
it warms thay ...uhh bed in winter,
and suffocates thay ...uhh fleas.

farts can be quiet,
or seriously loud.
some a-leavin' ayy powerful,
poisonous cloud.

farts can be shawt,
or ilogically awful*long.
some been known
to sownd like ayy sawng. . . . . .

farts can create,
a mowst curious medley,
they can be harmless,
or silent , ayn' deadly.

some done might nahwt smell,
whahl others are vile;
farts may pass quickly,
or linguurr faw ayy whahl. . . . .

they can occur
in ayy numbuurr av playes,
leave ever'one present
with strange looks on thay'r faces.

frawum wide-open prairies,
to awful small elevataws
farts will faand all av us,
soonuurr aw latuurr.​

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

Beuatiful

 

[Akаsh]

i told you not to get too carried away you old fart :|

 

[Waindo]

thank y'all kaand misters. Rip out ay one symphonic one faw me.

 

[Akаsh]

thank y'all kaand misters. Rip out ay one symphonic one faw me.

wtf :|

 

[Bimbonium]

Wow, it's beautiful, though a weird topic to write about :snick:

 

[Waindo]

[video=youtube_share;BDW0rFH0oZE]http://youtu.be/BDW0rFH0oZE[/video]

 

[Ōkami]

Beuatiful

Don't use that word so easily.

 

[Nobel]

Its difficult to unsee this

 

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Hnmmm :|

 

[Michael]

LMFAO! Getter done!

 

[Akаsh]

[video=youtube_share;BDW0rFH0oZE]http://youtu.be/BDW0rFH0oZE[/video]

fking hell :| :| :|

 

[Waindo]

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Hnmmm :|

Frrrrrt. :sdo:

 

[Akаsh]

Frrrrrt. :sdo:

I see why your name is wind :|

 

[Waindo]

I see why your name is wind :|

Wainduhh. :sdo: