I have a few, I'll share two of the more recent.
Down in Joisey we have some celebration; boat show. Tourists from Philly and NY come down ALL the time to see it. I work at a liquor store, near a dry town, by where the boats go. We get a lotta business. Near the end of my shift, these two New Yorkers come into my register line. I serve them, their total is $151.31. I say, "Ain't that somethin'. Get a lime and it'll be 151.51!"
The male/Husband shrugs me off, the wife chuckles. I then place them under a discount card, 'cause shit is expensive. And then bag. The male then turns, bends over and speaks to me. "Wanna know what else is something? When I put one hand on my cock and the other hand above that. And MY head is still showin'!" The wife laughed, they left... I was disturbed.
On another busy day, a week or two after this... An old lady walks into my line. I swipe her item, some vodka. I say, "Forty Dollars ma'am."
"WAT? I have a house charge." I then place her under it, get the slip she needs to sign and she says "I am not signing that!"
I ask why, she starts off with, "I am NOT signing that. 18946! $36.99!" She repeats this as I figure out the old hag has a special discount on her discount card. I try to explain this to her, I can return it. She needs to sign the slip. She just repeats the numbers earlier mentioned and I had to get a co worker to take over.
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