I'll admit it. I came here to read some fanboyism bullshit but you surprised me. This has a lot of logic actually. Of course, this is never happening in battle. If hiruzen tried to get close to SS he would just get crashed.
Nice read, tough i didn't read it all. BTW i think i found one tiny mistake. When you calculated Kurama's size you said he was 150m from his feet to his head. And then to calculate SS's size you used that same size from kurama ignoring the fact that in the first scan kurama is standing in just 2 of his feet while in the second one (vote) he is standing on his 4 feet like an animal, so the height isn't the same. Anyways it doesn't make a lot of difference. Nice thread.