Emperor Learns the Wrath

[RokuNR]

*Walks behind you and nearly gets impaled by Kratos' freaky sword*

Watch it, dude. xd

*walks past a bunch of dead souls lingering in the fields* O_O It makes me sad to see these souls here..so depressing.

*we finally leave the Asphodel Fields and approach Hades' palace*

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There it is O_O
Look at the glorious palace of Hades. Inside's a bit dark though =/

 

[Emperor]

*walks past a bunch of dead souls lingering in the fields* O_O It makes me sad to see these souls here..so depressing.

*we finally leave the Asphodel Fields and approach Hades' palace*

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There it is O_O
Look at the glorious palace of Hades. Inside's a bit dark though =/

I recognise that one, I ate him when he was alive. O_O

* follows you into the palace *

 

[RokuNR]

I recognise that one, I ate him when he was alive. O_O

* follows you into the palace *

O______O

*walks into the palace and it is completely dark*

*snaps fingers and lights turn on in the room* Handy trick, huh? O_O

*5 hellhounds suddenly appear out of nowhere and prepare to attack us*

 

[Emperor]

O______O

*walks into the palace and it is completely dark*

*snaps fingers and lights turn on in the room* Handy trick, huh? O_O

*5 hellhounds suddenly appear out of nowhere and prepare to attack us*

You think you can take me, b!tches ?
Huh ? Huh ?

Well, you may be right >.>

But..I have the SAUCEPAN OF DOOM !!!! * evil laughter emanates from saucepan *

Freaky.

* Begins parrying hellhound strikes with the saucepan and hitting them with it whenever possible *

 

[RokuNR]

You think you can take me, b!tches ?
Huh ? Huh ?

Well, you may be right >.>

But..I have the SAUCEPAN OF DOOM !!!! * evil laughter emanates from saucepan *

Freaky.

* Begins parrying hellhound strikes with the saucepan and hitting them with it whenever possible *

*Hellhounds start biting at you, ripping off parts of your plant-like body*

Leave him alone! >=/

*unsheathes celestial gold sword with the symbol of the sun on it and slices through each hellhound, one by one, and they are burnt to ashes as my sword touches each of them* Hmph O_O

Good work, Emperor...with your Saucepan of doom. >_>'

*walks towards Hades' throne room*

 

[Emperor]

*Hellhounds start biting at you, ripping off parts of your plant-like body*

Leave him alone! >=/

*unsheathes celestial gold sword with the symbol of the sun on it and slices through each hellhound, one by one, and they are burnt to ashes as my sword touches each of them* Hmph O_O

Good work, Emperor...with your Saucepan of doom. >_>'

*walks towards Hades' throne room*

Hey, don't blame the Saucepan. >.>
*is hugging it*

*walks in*

 

[RokuNR]

Hey, don't blame the Saucepan. >.>
*is hugging it*

*walks in*

*a cage suddenly drops on both of us as we walk in*

Hades: I knew you would be back sooner or later with another student, so I installed that cage...works quite well, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, it does
So, you know, we need a motive for the next technique.

Hades: I see...okay...what's your name, mortal?

 

[Emperor]

*a cage suddenly drops on both of us as we walk in*

Hades: I knew you would be back sooner or later with another student, so I installed that cage...works quite well, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, it does
So, you know, we need a motive for the next technique.

Hades: I see...okay...what's your name, mortal?

My name ?

* takes Gai-sensei pose *

THE AMAZING, AWESOME, AND GLORIOUS EMPEROR !!!

* confetti appears from nowhere and begins raining down *

 

[RokuNR]

My name ?

* takes Gai-sensei pose *

THE AMAZING, AWESOME, AND GLORIOUS EMPEROR !!!

* confetti appears from nowhere and begins raining down *

Hades: How comical...:| Well, "Emperor", I need you two to fight my guards for entertainment. It's so boring in this underworld and there's nothing good down here. I hate that accursed Zeus for tricking me into being confined in this good-for-nothing wasteland of dead.

 

[Emperor]

Hades: How comical...:| Well, "Emperor", I need you two to fight my guards for entertainment. It's so boring in this underworld and there's nothing good down here. I hate that accursed Zeus for tricking me into being confined in this good-for-nothing wasteland of dead.

Hmph. No sense of humour.

Tch.

Where are the guards, eh ? Bring 'em on !
They'll answer to the Saucepan !

 

[RokuNR]

Hmph. No sense of humour.

Tch.

Where are the guards, eh ? Bring 'em on !
They'll answer to the Saucepan !

*about 30 skeleton guards surround us, each armed with war axes, longswords, daggers, spears, and various other weapons*

That saucepan isn't going to work Emperor O_O
*tosses you a celestial bronze dagger*

Try that. *sits on the sidelines, relaxing*

 

[Emperor]

*about 30 skeleton guards surround us, each armed with war axes, longswords, daggers, spears, and various other weapons*

That saucepan isn't going to work Emperor O_O
*tosses you a celestial bronze dagger*

Try that. *sits on the sidelines, relaxing*

O_O

*twitches*

A..small..bronze..dagger....Against thirty frigging skeletons ? DAMMIT !

Ah well..let's just try it out.

*Rushes at one skeleton, ducks his blow and stabs him in the leg..I mean leg bone. *

 

[RokuNR]

O_O

*twitches*

A..small..bronze..dagger....Against thirty frigging skeletons ? DAMMIT !

Ah well..let's just try it out.

*Rushes at one skeleton, ducks his blow and stabs him in the leg..I mean leg bone. *

*dagger rips through the bone easily but the skeleton slaps you away*

 

[Emperor]

*dagger rips through the bone easily but the skeleton slaps you away*

Aww man, so it isn't even a Percy Jackson style disintegrating bronze thingy ?

This sucks so much.

* Continues to repeat my endeavours with all the skeletons, aiming for their skulls *

 

[RokuNR]

Aww man, so it isn't even a Percy Jackson style disintegrating bronze thingy ?

This sucks so much.

* Continues to repeat my endeavours with all the skeletons, aiming for their skulls *

*Hades and I are laughing while drinking nectar*

This is very interesting O_O

Keep fighting Emperor...*the skeletons that you defeated reform and keep on fighting*

 

[Emperor]

*Hades and I are laughing while drinking nectar*

This is very interesting O_O

Keep fighting Emperor...*the skeletons that you defeated reform and keep on fighting*

WTF do you expect me to do ? Channel Super-awesome powers ?

Maybe if I channel chakra into the blade or sthg ?

* slashes at the skeletons again *

Do they have ears ?

 

[RokuNR]

WTF do you expect me to do ? Channel Super-awesome powers ?

Maybe if I channel chakra into the blade or sthg ?

* slashes at the skeletons again *

Do they have ears ?

As a matter of fact, they don't, but they can hear O_O

 

[Emperor]

As a matter of fact, they don't, but they can hear O_O

Shoulda told me before, shouldn't you ?

*pulls out the ocarina*

(Ongakupou: Kisei Tame Youmei)- Music Arts: Oath to Order
Type:Attack
Rank:S
Chakra Cost:45
Damage:80 (also causes 10 damage to user)
Description: The user plays a tune, on an instrument, called the Oath to Order. The Song immediately paralyzes the enemy, making them unable to move, and damages them from the inside. This jutsu does 10 damage to the user

Now what to do ?

*goes and stabs each paralysed skeleton*

 

[RokuNR]

Shoulda told me before, shouldn't you ?

*pulls out the ocarina*

(Ongakupou: Kisei Tame Youmei)- Music Arts: Oath to Order
Type:Attack
Rank:S
Chakra Cost:45
Damage:80 (also causes 10 damage to user)
Description: The user plays a tune, on an instrument, called the Oath to Order. The Song immediately paralyzes the enemy, making them unable to move, and damages them from the inside. This jutsu does 10 damage to the user

Now what to do ?

*goes and stabs each paralysed skeleton*

*claps* Bravo...

Hades: Hmph...not bad. For you to wield a celestial blade, you must be a demigod. 3 demigods, Roku...where do you find them?

*shrugs* But the thing is, who is his godly parent, then O_O
And btw, could you give him the sound scroll, please? O_O
Hades: Of course *takes out black scroll* In here is the secret to the Hell of Sound technique.

 

[Emperor]

*claps* Bravo...

Hades: Hmph...not bad. For you to wield a celestial blade, you must be a demigod. 3 demigods, Roku...where do you find them?

*shrugs* But the thing is, who is his godly parent, then O_O
And btw, could you give him the sound scroll, please? O_O
Hades: Of course *takes out black scroll* In here is the secret to the Hell of Sound technique.

Well, that was unexpected O_O

I didn't know I had a god for a parent, all I can remember was one big forest. =/
Oh well.

*takes the scroll*

Thank you, Lord Hades U_U