Emp needs a diet

[Mugiwara]

You slob! Fix your diet, all that human meat has made you lazy, lose those calories... you need protein!
:|:|:|
Lazy bastard! Eat a little of your own kind as well, plants.. It's healthy for you! Vegetables!

 

[Emperor]

You slob! Fix your diet, all that human meat has made you lazy, lose those calories... you need protein!
:|:|:|
Lazy bastard! Eat a little of your own kind as well, plants.. It's healthy for you! Vegetables!

So..you're advising me to be cannibalistic by eating my own species [ plants ] ?
I'd rather eat people. Good source of protein, and calcium. Not to mention fats

 

[Zenryoku]

You slob! Fix your diet, all that human meat has made you lazy, lose those calories... you need protein!
:|:|:|
Lazy bastard! Eat a little of your own kind as well, plants.. It's healthy for you! Vegetables!

yeh like benaz and zetsupod

 

[Mugiwara]

So..you're advising me to be cannibalistic by eating my own species [ plants ] ?
I'd rather eat people. Good source of protein, and calcium. Not to mention fats

Too much fat, you need to lose the fat and get a healthier diet.

 

[Emperor]

yeh like benaz and zetsupod

Them ? Yes, maybe I could eat them.

Too much fat, you need to lose the fat and get a healthier diet.

Who are you, my doctor ?
I'm happy like this xd
Besides, Nexus is a whiz at fixing up people, he can fix any problems I get ^_^

 

[Mugiwara]

Them ? Yes, maybe I could eat them.



Who are you, my doctor ?
I'm happy like this xd
Besides, Nexus is a whiz at fixing up people, he can fix any problems I get ^_^

I suggest that you at least skin them before eating, most of the fat is on the skin. Just eat the meat.. get rid of the skin.

 

[Zenryoku]

Them ? Yes, maybe I could eat them.



Who are you, my doctor ?
I'm happy like this xd
Besides, Nexus is a whiz at fixing up people, he can fix any problems I get ^_^

yeh and nexus could always perform a fat reduction seal ?

 

[Mugiwara]

yeh and nexus could always perform a fat reduction seal ?

*break off one of emps fingers*
*eats it*
mmmm cucumber.. anyone got salt?

 

[Emperor]

*break off one of emps fingers*
*eats it*
mmmm cucumber.. anyone got salt?

Why are you attacking a random plant ? O_O

yeh and nexus could always perform a fat reduction seal ?

Rofl, yes

 

[Zenryoku]

*break off one of emps fingers*
*eats it*
mmmm cucumber.. anyone got salt?

i got salad cream

 

[Mugiwara]

Why are you attacking a random plant ? O_O



Rofl, yes

No, just hungry... >.>

i got salad cream

Good!
*takes the salad cream and dips emps finger(cucumber) into it*
Want some kaito? Emp?
*takes a bite*

 

[Zenryoku]

No, just hungry... >.>


Good!
*takes the salad cream and dips emps finger(cucumber) into it*
Want some kaito? Emp?
*takes a bite*

nope im A O K tar

maybe we can get someone to bring some bread and burgers then we can have a macdonalds beef burger

 

[Mugiwara]

nope im A O K tar

maybe we can get someone to bring some bread and burgers then we can have a macdonalds beef burger

We'll use Emps body parts as the vegetables in the burger, and as salad on the side.

 

[~Hasashi~]

i agree unless he can figure out how to eat nexus O_O

 

[Zenryoku]

i agree unless he can figure out how to eat nexus O_O

=/ that be too hard a problem we could also do with some nice cold beers and a few girls then we could have a party with emp as the main dish

 

[Mugiwara]

=/ that be too hard a problem we could also do with some nice cold beers and a few girls then we could have a party with emp as the main dish

Yes, the eater gets eaten.. theres nothing cannibalistic about that, cause hes basically a plant.

 

[Caliburn]

You do realize that he has aids by now concidering that he ate everything of his opponents ~_~ and that you're eating him now

 

[Mugiwara]

You do realize that he has aids by now concidering that he ate everything of his opponents ~_~ and that you're eating him now

>.> *pukes*
Emp, we wont eat you as long as you promise that you wont eat anything besides Halal meat! Kill them the right way and cleanse em before eating! Halal is healthy.

 

[Emperor]

You do realize that he has aids by now concidering that he ate everything of his opponents ~_~ and that you're eating him now

O_O
Not much of a problem, considering I reproduce asexually =|

 

[Zenryoku]

>.> *pukes*
Emp, we wont eat you as long as you promise that you wont eat anything besides Halal meat! Kill them the right way and cleanse em before eating! Halal is healthy.

lmao well we should set a thread up for everytime emp makes a kill then u can prepare it mugi