Elias vs Bishamon-sensei

[BishamonSama]

If I taught you art of the earth body, I'd had to convert your body to earth, and that includes your hanky panky area which, in order to maintain my heterosexuality, I shan't think of.

 

[Elias]

If I taught you art of the earth body, I'd had to convert your body to earth, and that includes your hanky panky area which, in order to maintain my heterosexuality, I shan't think of.

what about you? you said yours is normal in that area >_>

 

[BishamonSama]

So? o-o

In order to convert your 'loins' to earth I'd have to take ur pants off >_>

And in order to put your brain behind your crotch (like mine) I'd have to take ur pants off >_>

 

[Elias]

So? o-o

In order to convert your 'loins' to earth I'd have to take ur pants off >_>

And in order to put your brain behind your crotch (like mine) I'd have to take ur pants off >_>

O-O...ill just pick a different one

(Doton) Earth Style; Whirlpool of Quicksand
Rank; A
Chakra; 30
Damage; N/A
Range; Short-Mid
Description; The user breaks the earth and a whirlpool of sand appears underneath the opponent. Anything on it is sucked in slowly.

 

[BishamonSama]

You're more of a fire guy, so lava jutsus are more for you

Rag's more of a sand/earth guy, so earth jutsus are more for him

 

[Elias]

You're more of a fire guy, so lava jutsus are more for you

Rag's more of a sand/earth guy, so earth jutsus are more for him

big lava then

 

[BishamonSama]

Didn't i already teach u lava tsunami?

 

[Elias]

Didn't i already teach u lava tsunami?

*raises hands*

bigger lava! ^.^

 

[BishamonSama]

You know what they say about people who like big jutsus?

They're compensating for something

 

[Elias]

You know what they say about people who like big jutsus?

They're compensating for something

actually its big swords ^.^ or big cars

 

[BishamonSama]

In this case, big jutsus

 

[Elias]

In this case, big jutsus

small but powerful lava!

 

[BishamonSama]

Like your wang, except the powerful part?

 

[Elias]

Like your wang, except the powerful part?

*flips off b.sensei* -_-

 

[BishamonSama]

What you're going to learn is expertise ^^

As someone once said, a master with a toothpick can defeat a novice with a sword.

 

[Elias]

What you're going to learn is expertise ^^

As someone once said, a master with a toothpick can defeat a novice with a sword.

ok then, t33ch me

 

[BishamonSama]

Alright.

*takes out a blade of grass*

You try and defeat me with your sword U_U

I'll fight with this grass.

 

[Elias]

Alright.

*takes out a blade of grass*

You try and defeat me with your sword U_U

I'll fight with this grass.

*throws swordy at you javelin style, then appears behind you and kicks you in the direction that swordys going, impaling you*

 

[BishamonSama]

-_-

*does a painful split, causing swordy to fly into elias*

*then, while underneath elias, I kick his... underneath area*

 

[Elias]

-_-

*does a painful split, causing swordy to fly into elias*

*then, while underneath elias, I kick his... underneath area*

X_X why?..........