Elias and Roku's Journey to the Holy Plateau

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*one ape grabs roku and swings him around like a barbie doll*

*the other ape pants's roku*

O_O

xD
:mad: *lands on the ground and pulls up my pants* >_< Dammit!

*thinks* Hmm, maybe i need a different approach. After all, these are great apes. They may represent significant status....>_>

Great Apes, I ask for your grant to retrieve the great Halberd. O_O
 

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:mad: *lands on the ground and pulls up my pants* >_< Dammit!

*thinks* Hmm, maybe i need a different approach. After all, these are great apes. They may represent significant status....>_>

Great Apes, I ask for your grant to retrieve the great Halberd. O_O
*roku gets covered in a giant pile of ape shit*

O_O

LMFAO!!!!

Their just retarded guards!! XD
 

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*roku gets covered in a giant pile of ape shit*

O_O

LMFAO!!!!

Their just retarded guards!! XD
That didn't go so great......

Well f*** that >_>......-_-

*releases water to clean myself up* *charges past the apes, kicking one to the left and then quickly appearing behind the other to punch him with great force into the latter, and then I grab the Halberd* -_- Stupid Apes....
 

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Well f***......-_-

*releases water to clean myself up* *charges past the apes, kicking one to the left and then quickly appearing behind the other to punch him with great force into the latter, and then I grab the Halberd* -_- Stupid Apes....
*the apes flick roku into a wall*

LOL!!!

Okay, i've had my laugh.

*walks up to the apes, and starts beating my chest*

OOGA BOOGA!!!!

*the apes step away and i grab the halberd*

*gives it to roku*

Communicate with it.
 

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*the apes flick roku into a wall*

LOL!!!

Okay, i've had my laugh.

*walks up to the apes, and starts beating my chest*

OOGA BOOGA!!!!

*the apes step away and i grab the halberd*

*gives it to roku*

Communicate with it.
You speak Ape? lol.

Umm...okay...this cant be hard, right. Like talking to a zanpakuto >_> >_<

*tries to communicate with the halberd*

(O_O This is Roku here, I'm trying to talk to you :p.........speak Dammit! XD)
 

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You speak Ape? lol.

Umm...okay...this cant be hard, right. Like talking to a zanpakuto >_> >_<

*tries to communicate with the halberd*

(O_O This is Roku here, I'm trying to talk to you :p.........speak Dammit! XD)
It's not like that.

To naturally link with it, you need to talk to it while at the prime of joy in your personality.

For instance, i was able to talk to it after several bottles of jack and a night out at the strip club.
 

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It's not like that.

To naturally link with it, you need to talk to it while at the prime of joy in your personality.

For instance, i was able to talk to it after several bottles of jack and a night out at the strip club.
Hmm..........okay then..............

*after 3 days of eating the greatest meals on earth while playing the bestest videogames ever and spending 2 days with Jessica Alba, I become 100% joyful* O_O

^^ I'm so happy now! :p

*speaks to the Halberd*
 

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>_> Damn halberd...>_>

*begins to draw out the halberd's powah* >_<
*you explode in yellow energy, then suddenly your hair drows super long and you scream wildly, feeling like you have massive constipation*

*rips your hair off*

Wrong anime! >.<

*in reality, Roku transforms into a white trench coat, his eyes glow white, and there is a small circle of heavenly chakra surrounding you*

:p

Now! Dees ees extremely importante, if you concentrate too much on your primary chakra type, you'll eventually turn into the element itself.
 

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*you explode in yellow energy, then suddenly your hair drows super long and you scream wildly, feeling like you have massive constipation*

*rips your hair off*

Wrong anime! >.<

*in reality, Roku transforms into a white trench coat, his eyes glow white, and there is a small circle of heavenly chakra surrounding you*

:p

Now! Dees ees extremely importante, if you concentrate too much on your primary chakra type, you'll eventually turn into the element itself.
Lol. No problem. *begins to lessen focus on water element and focuses equally on each one*

*throws away a bottle of pepto bismol* >_>
 

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bro that was rude .. but still can u get online on MSN .. its not about my training .. ( well i would hav asked u ) but i hav something important .. since u r a senior NB member .. and u battle expertise is far high .. thats why i want to talk .. plzz come online if possible
 
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