If this thread is intended as a joke, I sincerely ask you to rethink your sense of humor.
However, if you are seriously contemplating suicide, please reconsider. It won't bring peace or relief. There is nothing after death; you never get a chance to feel or appreciate anything ever again. Life can seem unbearable or overwhelming at times, but we each only get one life, and once that ends we don't magically get a re-do or get to breath a sigh of relief in some afterlife. At least while you're alive, there's a chance that things could get better some day, or that you can learn to cope or change your perspective to make things that were once unbearable suddenly seem manageable. Even the small things we take for granted, like the sensation of thinking, feeling, and existing as a human being, are immeasurably precious; once you die, that all ends. There is nothing to be gained by taking your own life, and everything to be lost.