Easiest way to suicide?

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Illuminater

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I could google it but you know I don't take the conventional method all the time.
 

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Join Sasuke or Naruto debates and u are good to go
 

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Watch The Last or Boku no Pico
 

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if youre looking for the least painful method google helium exit bags
 

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If this thread is intended as a joke, I sincerely ask you to rethink your sense of humor.

However, if you are seriously contemplating suicide, please reconsider. It won't bring peace or relief. There is nothing after death; you never get a chance to feel or appreciate anything ever again. Life can seem unbearable or overwhelming at times, but we each only get one life, and once that ends we don't magically get a re-do or get to breath a sigh of relief in some afterlife. At least while you're alive, there's a chance that things could get better some day, or that you can learn to cope or change your perspective to make things that were once unbearable suddenly seem manageable. Even the small things we take for granted, like the sensation of thinking, feeling, and existing as a human being, are immeasurably precious; once you die, that all ends. There is nothing to be gained by taking your own life, and everything to be lost.
 
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Pls bro dont think of something like this.

All the best :)
 

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Drink alcohol until you die. Whiskey is good. But really don't do it of course. Swim down a lake as far as you can so you can't reach the top before you inhale water.
 

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If you have some cash and a friend willing to assist then get some anaesthesia, a neuromuscular-blocking agent and potassium chloride. Get your friend to inject you with these in that precise order - the anaesthesia will put you to sleep, the nerve agent will stop you breathing and the potassium chloride will stop your heart.

Don't try shooting yourself in the head or heart - contrary to folk lore, neither would necessarily cause immediate death and may possibly be painful. If you can't get the anaesthesia you could probably overdose on prescription sleeping pills and get a friend to shoot you in the head for good measure.
 

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If you're thinking of it then please don't. You may consider yourself worthless. But to someone you mean a lot. Someone there might me secretly admiring you. Thinking of you even now. At least for that person don't. Ups and Downs are part of everyone's life. Everyone has secret problems even people you think who couldn't be more happier. Don't lose hope. If something bothers you. I am always there listen.
 

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So if I drink tons of alcohol I will die? /no pain?
 
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