Dude where is my mojo?

[~Hasashi~]

*chases you and pulls you into the airplane* C'mon >.<

*gets on the airplane* Try to find something to do until the flight ends.

*my voice comes over the radio* attention lasies and gentelman we will be taking off in 5 minutes thank u

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

he captured you with his masterball and then ate you ><

o yea pikachu gave me some strong weed

 

[RokuNR]

ok =/

*starts readin a mag*

zomg
Adam Lanbert admits he was gay! I knew it

xD That's what I said (literally )

*after 6 hours we get off the plane*

Pilot: Welcome to Sweden. Enjoy the girls ^^

WOOT! Now let's go get your mojo back!

 

[Hellsbadass]

xD That's what I said (literally )

*after 6 hours we get off the plane*

Pilot: Welcome to Sweden. Enjoy the girls ^^

WOOT! Now let's go get your mojo back!

but lucy liu stole it

*stares at random girl*
O________O
holy molly
there are huge

*stares at all the girls*
they are all huge!!

 

[Sora.]

xD That's what I said (literally )

*after 6 hours we get off the plane*

Pilot: Welcome to Sweden. Enjoy the girls ^^

WOOT! Now let's go get your mojo back!

it took you that long to get here?

 

[RokuNR]

but lucy liu stole it

*stares at random girl*
O________O
holy molly
there are huge

*stares at all the girls*
they are all huge!!

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O____O Now let's sleep with them. I'll take half. You take the other half!

 

[~Hasashi~]

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O____O Now let's sleep with them. I'll take half. You take the other half!

hey what about me

 

[Hellsbadass]

O_O
ok

*starts humpin all the girls*

 

[Sora.]

O_O
ok

*starts humpin all the girls*

that's my leg....

 

[Hellsbadass]

O_O my bad

 

[RokuNR]

O_O
ok

*starts humpin all the girls*

*sees you humpin Lucy lui* THere she is!!!!

*makes out with one of the girls before chasing after Lucy* Get her!!! *takes out a needle* >

 

[Sora.]

O_O my bad

HELL! you've left a stain there is well....your that quick? ><

 

[Mizutoki]

Hells your Mojo is in your pants :|

 

[Sora.]

Hells your Mojo is in your pants :|

and some is on my leg is well ?.?

 

[Hellsbadass]

*a stripper comes up to me and slaps me*

>.< wth

stripper (tranny): wheres my money


O_O wtf your a man

*stripper kicks me in the nuts*

>.<

stripper: where is my money


wat money >.< i dont even know u


stripper: u hired me yesterday so that u can get some lezbo action wit lucy lu


O_O huh?


stripper: -.- and u were drunk and high off your head


O_O i dont have your money
i think lucy took my mojo. do u know where she is, i'll pay u double if u tell me where she is?


stripper: idk =/ i want something more

 

[Alucard]

but lucy liu stole it

*stares at random girl*
O________O
holy molly
there are huge

*stares at all the girls*
they are all huge!!

* sewer cover jumps*

Hi girls

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your ***** to, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

*leaves smooking my weed*


No seriously, im bored and what i said doesnt make sense -.-

 

[Hellsbadass]

*sees you humpin Lucy lui* THere she is!!!!

*makes out with one of the girls before chasing after Lucy* Get her!!! *takes out a needle* >

*she explodes*
O_O that was a clone

 

[RokuNR]

*a stripper comes up to me and slaps me*

>.< wth

stripper (tranny): wheres my money


O_O wtf your a man

*stripper kicks me in the nuts*

>.<

stripper: where is my money


wat money >.< i dont even know u


stripper: u hired me yesterday so that u can get some lezbo action wit lucy lu


O_O huh?


stripper: -.- and u were drunk and high off your head


O_O i dont have your money
i think lucy took my mojo. do u know where she is, i'll pay u double if u tell me where she is?


stripper: idk =/ i want something more

I found her!! *runs after lucy and almost gets run over by a car*

*she explodes*
O_O that was a clone

Dammit. xD

Okay....that stripper wants money or what?

 

[Alucard]

Okay....that stripper wants money or what?

*random Pimp appears screaming*

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Bitchslaps the striper

O_O

 

[Fomo]

I found her!! *runs after lucy and almost gets run over by a car*



Dammit. xD

Okay....that stripper wants money or what?

-appears next to you- pay her >.<