[Discussion] Drunk texting

[Klaroline]

I don't drink alcohol because I don't see the point in it to be honest. But I receive a lot of drunk text messages.

 

[Chibiusa]

Stories about getting smashed at PG-13 level *Facepalm*

13 year olds can't handle alcohol references? :|

 

[Arcaneos510X]

I don't drink alcohol because I don't see the point in it to be honest. But I receive a lot of drunk text messages.

Respectable, i would stand on the moral high ground with you if and when i get a hold of my depression.

 

[YokoKurama]

Well back when I use to drink, which wasn't often, the only thing I'd usually do is go to bed and pass out for the night. Now, I have seen other people do some pretty funny stuff though.

 

[Pervy Wrath]

I once sent a text to the right girl, but with the wrong name... Makes sense?

Ok, so before me and my ex became a couple, we were on and off for a long time. But one time when we were on, I sent her a text saying "I love you *her name*". Or so I thought. I actually wrote the name of a different girl, who she knew I had been seeing. She was pissed!!

 

[Arcaneos510X]

13 year olds can't handle alcohol references? :|

Not reffernces but well you see its the stories of people that are of an age to drink and that being a fact they most likely at least in my experince turn out to be appropriate for such an age P-)

 

[Strata Uchiha]

I've never sent a drunk text.

I do tend to "sleepwalk" though.

 

[-Punk-]

Well back when I use to drink, which wasn't often, the only thing I'd usually do is go to bed and pass out for the night. Now, I have seen other people do some pretty funny stuff though.

i know exactly what you mean

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[YokoKurama]

i know exactly what you mean

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LOL! I'm not the kinda gal to be getting into trouble with the law. Besides, I can embarass myself without the help of alcohol.

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Who likes Pie?

 

[true enigma]

Nothin embarrassing i can remember... just crazy nights n bomb ***

 

[Einstein Mafia]

Man Faces Felony Charges After Drunk Text Message to Judge, Police Say.

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There's drunk texting. And then there's drunk texting a judge. ...

According to a report from California television station KSEE 24 in Fresno, Calif., a Californian man has been charged with four felony counts of criminal threats and threatening the life of a public official for allegedly sending a text message to a judge while drunk.

The man allegedly threatened a different judge and a prosecutor in the text message.

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Everyone has gotten drunk, the effects of alcohol changes a persons personality. They became highly aggressive, fun, emotional, gullible or sleepy. Whatever your symptoms may be while intoxicated, I'm sure most of you have done something stupid while you were wasted.

Post some of the idiotic things you did or were told you did while under the influence of alcohol. Also please try to keep the stories PG-13.

As for my idiotic story, according to my friend. I ran inside telling everyone there was a monster outside and I wanted to go home.

1. The monster was my brothers dog.

2. The party was at my house.

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drinking is not good chic why kill your brain cells?

 

[GreenTeaChloe]

Stories about getting smashed at PG-13 level *Facepalm*

As in, if you're gonna talk about something sexual - dont say it outright, be smart and turn it into an innuendo.

-smacks your face with my palm-

 

[Shinobi Train]

Oh wow, that's really dumb...like wow. I've acted a fool a few times while intoxicated, but these days I can handle myself quite well. For instance, I've dropped at least six oil dabs on titanium and glass nails, smoked a few bowls of some pretty good on top of that, and I've had enough alcohol to breathe fire at this point, but I can type just fine.

I wouldn't drive under this condition, but if it was an emergency I could do so without much difficulty. The key is water, and mental control. I drink a lot of water, and since the human body is made of water, that helps it react on demand. I can also tell my body when to separate the high and put it in a box.

That's hard to describe to someone that doesn't already understand, but basically the high is still there, it just isn't affecting your ability to react quickly; thus eliminating the danger of intoxication while driving, and the annoying drunk guy that just can't stop yelling. Adrenaline would also play a part in the factor of emergency driving, but mainly this ability is used in social settings so that I don't end up looking like a dumbass. I like to be f**ked out of my mind and have no one be the wiser; makes it easy to run the room too.

 

[Strawberry]

yup it should be illegal

 

[Arcaneos510X]

As in, if you're gonna talk about something sexual - dont say it outright, be smart and turn it into an innuendo.

-smacks your face with my palm-

I can't turn the whole story into a innuendo, way to much effort required and it wouldn't be worth the hassle now anyway.

 

[kmrasengan]

I dont drunk text but I've received a few drunken messages in the past. Most of them were sexual in nature.

As it should be. I was drunk as hell one time and so were my friends, so we decided to call a random number, and say stupid things of sexual nature, or we would make fun of the person who answered. It was kinda funny.