[Discussion] Drunk texting

GreenTeaChloe

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Apr 1, 2013
Messages
1,409
Reaction score
242
Man Faces Felony Charges After Drunk Text Message to Judge, Police Say.

You must be registered for see images


There's drunk texting. And then there's drunk texting a judge. ...

According to a report from California television station KSEE 24 in Fresno, Calif., a Californian man has been charged with four felony counts of criminal threats and threatening the life of a public official for allegedly sending a text message to a judge while drunk.

The man allegedly threatened a different judge and a prosecutor in the text message.

-------------------------------------------------

Everyone has gotten drunk, the effects of alcohol changes a persons personality. They became highly aggressive, fun, emotional, gullible or sleepy. Whatever your symptoms may be while intoxicated, I'm sure most of you have done something stupid while you were wasted.

Post some of the idiotic things you did or were told you did while under the influence of alcohol. Also please try to keep the stories PG-13.

As for my idiotic story, according to my friend. I ran inside telling everyone there was a monster outside and I wanted to go home.

1. The monster was my brothers dog.

2. The party was at my house.
You must be registered for see images
 

Space Cowboy

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Jan 21, 2013
Messages
1,910
Reaction score
257
Id be too ashamed to share some of my worst drunk stories even over the internet to be honest
 

GreenTeaChloe

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Apr 1, 2013
Messages
1,409
Reaction score
242
Id be too ashamed to share some of my worst drunk stories even over the internet to be honest

Awww come on! Okay, choose the one that ISN'T so bad. You shouldn't be ashamed, it'd be funny! :3 We won't look at you any differently than we do now.
 

Punk Hazard

Sage of Six Posts 🔮
Immortal
Joined
Apr 21, 2011
Messages
59,557
Reaction score
4,729
So let me get this straight: If a drunk girl says "F*ck me!", she can validly charge for rape because she wasn't in her right of state of mind. Following this logic, this guy shouldn't be in trouble because he wasn't in his right state of mind.
 

RaitonOniKairRasengan

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Veteran
Joined
Mar 29, 2009
Messages
2,398
Reaction score
276
So let me get this straight: If a drunk girl says "F*ck me!", she can validly charge for rape because she wasn't in her right of state of mind. Following this logic, this guy shouldn't be in trouble because he wasn't in his right state of mind.

There's a lot more gender double standards than that my friend. Its even worse in the army.


OT: One time my friends informed me I peed in this girls basement on a fake Christmas tree when I thought it was a bush outside at the time :)
 

Space Cowboy

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Jan 21, 2013
Messages
1,910
Reaction score
257
Awww come on! Okay, choose the one that ISN'T so bad. You shouldn't be ashamed, it'd be funny! :3 We won't look at you any differently than we do now.
**** it only one other person knows this story but why not. One time during the Summer my friend and i were getting drunk in his basement and booty-calling girls to hook up with and my friend managed to get this girl from another school to come over and they were doing their business and i was so drunk i was just laying down next to them. After they finish, shes getting up to leave, i apparently pull her over the couch and then start hooking up with her too right after my friend... The girl was a ***** and didnt stop me. I still havent let my friend tell me what they did. I just dont want to know for my sake. So yeah. Pretty bad
 

Wang

Banned
Elite
Joined
May 17, 2012
Messages
5,807
Reaction score
587
How did he get the judge's cell phone number? That's the weird part.
 

-Raviel-

Banned
Elite
Joined
Dec 29, 2012
Messages
5,847
Reaction score
818
I wet the bed when I was drunk last June......it wasnt my bed though.
 

The Robot With Human Hair

Leaf Village Regular 🍃
Regular
Joined
Oct 23, 2012
Messages
773
Reaction score
105
I nearly slept with this girl my friend was on a date with while I was drunk. It was weird, he was sitting on the other side of us and didn't notice anything, I had to tell him about it a week later because she was leading him on.
 

NeverEnding

Banned
Regular
Joined
Mar 10, 2013
Messages
1,570
Reaction score
126
My drunk story.......Never had one to think about it......my friend said that he has eaten fish legs all his life that was funny lolz!!!
 
Joined
Jan 4, 2013
Messages
170
Reaction score
17
Wen't to a pub on the beach in Namibia a couple of years ago for my matric holiday, sprinted out to go have a piss... ran solidly into an electric fence and bounced back a couple of meters, I had horizontal cuts on my face the next morning, a large amount of people were witnesses to my stupidity... luckily I didn't piss my pants though.
 

Cursed Prince

Kage in the Making 👑
Legendary
Joined
Apr 21, 2012
Messages
16,406
Reaction score
742
1 time, got so drunk and high, I ended up frozen in the middle of a highway. It took me and my friends 2 hours to get home
 

Chibiusa

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Jan 29, 2013
Messages
7,829
Reaction score
1,128
I dont drunk text but I've received a few drunken messages in the past. Most of them were sexual in nature.
 

-Punk-

Member
Joined
Aug 23, 2012
Messages
35,343
Reaction score
3,840
i had 2 horrible car crashes , because i was drunk driving , once when i was 16 & the other one when i was 20 ......
lucky for me ....both times my friends & I were not harm, just some scratches
 

Arcaneos510X

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Apr 7, 2012
Messages
1,853
Reaction score
121
Stories about getting smashed at PG-13 level *Facepalm*
 
Top