lmfaoSince you are on that part here are instruction for staying happy about the book:
1) Immediately stop reading!
2) Imagine the best possible ending of the book with best possible explanation. Done? Ok. To the next step...
3) Ask someone to burn the book even if you adamantly refuse to give him the book afterwards. Tell that person to burn it no matter what you do.
If you've done everything as instructed you will be happy for ignorance truly is a blessing, my friend. Since another person burned the book you will be angry at him/her; since everything was going well in the book you have no reason whatsoever that something damn retarded is going happen so you will be quite confident that everything ends well; no one will get hit by flying book as it will be all gone into ashes.