Yes i know, he did it to have the pleasure of .... enjoying himselfThere are people who can lick more that a elbow like Marylin Manson he can lick his D"ick i am seriousbecause he took 1 or 2 of his organs cant remember which
how sick is that?!
Yes i know, he did it to have the pleasure of .... enjoying himselfThere are people who can lick more that a elbow like Marylin Manson he can lick his D"ick i am seriousbecause he took 1 or 2 of his organs cant remember which
Look that kid started it He probably didnt even read anything of the Factsguys please keep it easy ^^
Yea i heard he pisses on his fans when he is on a concert too sickYes i know, he did it to have the pleasure of .... enjoying himself
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This is facts tread not about Chuck Noris but i know all about Chuck Noris jokesDid u know that:
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Lol i like 2 see jopkes about him. They r so stupid and funny at the same time xDThis is facts tread not about Chuck Noris but i know all about Chuck Noris jokeswhere i live we allways make jokes about him
I know a lot of them but i dont want to post it now its not the topic if you create a new tread i mightLol i like 2 see jopkes about him. They r so stupid and funny at the same time xD
Actually if you stretch often and are limber, you don't need to take out any organs or ribs. I would know.There are people who can lick more that a elbow like Marylin Manson he can lick his D"ick i am seriousbecause he took 1 or 2 of his organs cant remember which
stay on topicDid u know that:
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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aww, butterflies are so fascinating in every wayMore stuff:
Did you know that the name 'muhammad' is the most popular name in the world?
Did you know that snails can sleep up to three years?
Did you know that butterflies can taste with their legs?
O_O what do you mean exactly?Actually if you stretch often and are limber, you don't need to take out any organs or ribs. I would know.
Dude you know what, eat a d*ck alright. Eat a freaking d*ck.
On topic: Did you know?
The seven continents all start and stop with the same alphabet.
no
unless when you think of South and north america you just say america but then it wouldnt be 7 !
still cool though
AmericA
EuropE
AfricA
AsiA
Look dude there is allready a tread about Chuck you should revive it not here i find it real funy but not herea grizzly bear once confronted chuck norris... chuck norris showed the bear his fist which made the bear so terrified it started to eat its own limbs.
the boogey man checks his own closet for chuck norris
hm..lol sounds really weird but i can lick my ellbow o_o not sh*tin' ppl seriously if u wanna see it then write a request of a vid in a vm xDDDDDDDDDI found this on another site and it seems interesting and some of it, I rather not know......>.>
Little known 'Did you know' facts
Weird facts that you would rather not know....
Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally contain cocaine.
Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants.
Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males
Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards.
Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!
Did you know?...Males, on average, think about *** every 7 seconds.
Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virus
Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummy
Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?
Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. Eeewwwwww
Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.
Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!
Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-
1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford
Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Did you know?...Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Did you know?...The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie.
Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
Did you know?...You're most likely to win the UK's Lotto if you buy your ticket on a saturday rather than a wednesday. Because you are more likey to die before the number draw than win.
Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)
Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....
Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.
Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Did you know?...The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
Did you know?...1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......
Did you know?...An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
Did you know?... All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately ?4.00 (6.25 Euro)
Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare.
Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy *******!
Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!
Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down.
Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish.
Did you know?...Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". In English this means 'The City of Angels'
Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar