"Tobi pay the bill un." Deidara told Tobi.
"No~" Tobi whined. "Okay un you're going to the castle." Deidara told Tobi while glaring at him.
Tobi quickly paid the bill and came back to the table. Deidara smirked. "That's more like it hmm."
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Tobi looked in the car and cried dramatically stumbling back. "Sayuri-chan died ~" He said in a sing song voice.
Deidara face palmed and opened the door.
Sayuri was asleep. "Tobi she is not dead; just sleeping."
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The drive was silent other than Tobi waving to random people.
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^ Those were funny as hell XD XD Where did you get such good humour?