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Alright !

My new bio and its CJ are approved now.

And I want to test it out :cool:


... I'll be using Deadpool; first one to post their bio, rules and terrain will be the chosen fighter - assuming you're not only a Genin or something. If I agree, then you can make the first move.
 

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^Water is to my left and your right.
LevyHmm Deadpool....This wont be easy at all...

Moments passing and the sun blazing on the battle field,Levy in close range of a powerful enemy,without much of a doubt Levy starts of impulsing her chakra into her Deadpools nervous system causing him to become paralized,Levy still watching him takes advantage of this,she jumps a few feet back into mid range,gathering her Storm chakra into her hands creating a halo around her hands,without a moment to waste she fires off several beams of lighting towards your crashing into you electricuting your paralized body.Levy then using her water affinity performs a single seal and gathering her chakra into the water next to you,she creates a giant water dragon from your right side to form,travling straight foward towards you crashing into you.Levy still with her eyes on you grips her Kumo katana's hilt waiting to see the results
(Kanashibari no Jutsu) - Temporary Body Paralysis Technique
Rank: D
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra:15
Damge Points:N/A
Description: Kanashibari no Jutsu is an advanced Ninjutsu technique used to temporarily bind an individual or animal. With the person frozen in place, the ninja can either take the opportunity to attack or to retreat.

(Ranton: Reizā Sākasu) - Storm Release: Laser Circus
Rank: A
Type: Attack
Range: Short – Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: 60
Description: The user creates several bright beams of electricity that shoots at his enemy. A halo of bright energy spreads from the users hands as they use this technique.

(Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu) - Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet Technique
Rank: B
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: After performing a long series of hand seals Ox β†’ Monkey β†’ Hare β†’ Rat β†’ Boar β†’ Bird β†’ Ox β†’ Horse β†’ Bird β†’ Rat β†’ Tiger β†’ Dog β†’ Tiger β†’ Snake β†’ Ox β†’ Ram β†’ Snake β†’ Boar β†’ Ram β†’ Rat β†’ Yang Water β†’ Monkey β†’ Bird β†’ Dragon β†’ Bird β†’ Ox β†’ Horse β†’ Ram β†’ Tiger β†’ Snake β†’ Rat β†’ Monkey β†’ Hare β†’ Boar β†’ Dragon β†’ Ram β†’ Rat β†’ Ox β†’ Monkey β†’ Bird β†’ Yang Water β†’ Rat β†’ Boar β†’ Bird the user then shapes a large amount of water into a giant, powerful dragon, which hits the opponent with formidable might, dealing physical damage. The ideal place to use it is near a body of water, but if the user's skill allows it, it is possible to use it even in a place where there is none. The amount of water used will be in proportion with the user's skill. Tobirama was able to use this technique with a single hand seal showing testiment to his skill in water ninjutsu.
Note: Requires a water source to use.
 

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LevyHmm Deadpool....This wont be easy at all...

Moments passing and the sun blazing on the battle field,Levy in close range of a powerful enemy,without much of a doubt Levy starts of impulsing her chakra into her Deadpools nervous system causing him to become paralized,Levy still watching him takes advantage of this,she jumps a few feet back into mid range,gathering her Storm chakra into her hands creating a halo around her hands,without a moment to waste she fires off several beams of lighting towards your crashing into you electricuting your paralized body.Levy then using her water affinity performs a single seal and gathering her chakra into the water next to you,she creates a giant water dragon from your right side to form,travling straight foward towards you crashing into you.Levy still with her eyes on you grips her Kumo katana's hilt waiting to see the results
(Kanashibari no Jutsu) - Temporary Body Paralysis Technique
Rank: D
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra:15
Damge Points:N/A
Description: Kanashibari no Jutsu is an advanced Ninjutsu technique used to temporarily bind an individual or animal. With the person frozen in place, the ninja can either take the opportunity to attack or to retreat.

(Ranton: Reizā Sākasu) - Storm Release: Laser Circus
Rank: A
Type: Attack
Range: Short – Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: 60
Description: The user creates several bright beams of electricity that shoots at his enemy. A halo of bright energy spreads from the users hands as they use this technique.

(Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu) - Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet Technique
Rank: B
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: After performing a long series of hand seals Ox β†’ Monkey β†’ Hare β†’ Rat β†’ Boar β†’ Bird β†’ Ox β†’ Horse β†’ Bird β†’ Rat β†’ Tiger β†’ Dog β†’ Tiger β†’ Snake β†’ Ox β†’ Ram β†’ Snake β†’ Boar β†’ Ram β†’ Rat β†’ Yang Water β†’ Monkey β†’ Bird β†’ Dragon β†’ Bird β†’ Ox β†’ Horse β†’ Ram β†’ Tiger β†’ Snake β†’ Rat β†’ Monkey β†’ Hare β†’ Boar β†’ Dragon β†’ Ram β†’ Rat β†’ Ox β†’ Monkey β†’ Bird β†’ Yang Water β†’ Rat β†’ Boar β†’ Bird the user then shapes a large amount of water into a giant, powerful dragon, which hits the opponent with formidable might, dealing physical damage. The ideal place to use it is near a body of water, but if the user's skill allows it, it is possible to use it even in a place where there is none. The amount of water used will be in proportion with the user's skill. Tobirama was able to use this technique with a single hand seal showing testiment to his skill in water ninjutsu.
Note: Requires a water source to use.
She knows our name ? Of course she does. We're famous.
No, she probably just read the title of this fight thread.
Oh, so we're breaking the fourth wall already ? Nice.
She doesn't look the type to understand and appreciate our fun-ness.
No, that's true. Besides. She's too...flat.

Frozen in place by the Kawarimi only to a small degree ( being an Official Sage fighting a Sannin ) the chimichanga-loving, ass-kicking, closet homosexual manly Deadpool embarks on a deep philosophical discussion with himself.
Ignoring the flat-chested girl temporarily, he sees her make wiggly motions with her hands and decides that he should do something.


I've decided that I should do something !
Stop copying the narrator, dammit !

Flipping the girl the bird, Deadpool activates

( Heiki X Puroguramu ) Weapon X Program

Type: Defensive/Supplementary
Rank: Forbidden
Range: Self-affecting
Chakra: 50
Damage: N/A

A Kaguya technique unique only to Deadpool, he instantly transforms his entire body into dense bone. The bone cells are accelerated in their growth so much that they are continually dying and being born, keeping Deadpool's mind and body in a state of perpetual regenerative flux. This causes his signature mental instability, which causes his brain to continually change its cells leading to him being unaffected by mind-based techniques or illusions. The bone is not as dense as maximum possible, but it remains roughly of the hardness of steel.
As his entire body is turned to constantly regenerating bone, fire, that depends on burning cells to death to hurt people is useless against him, as his bone regenerates at the high speed of Kaguya bone regeneration. If depending solely on this technique, techniques involving judicious application of heat to dry him out might cause unconsciousness or death.
Lightning can still slice him open if of sufficient strength ( above A-rank ), but its paralysis or shocking ability is lost as his nerve cells are made of bone now. The lightning must be aimed to remove his head for a killshot, if depending solely on this technique.
Water and Earth that depend on blunt force trauma are highly ineffective against him, due to his durability and regeneration. However, death by suffocation or drowning are still possible if he is relying solely on this technique.
Unlike lightning, wind is ineffective even though it slices, as lightning is able to kill nearby cells temporarily due to its heat while wind does not affect them and hence allows his near-instant regeneration to heal. A lack of air will kill him though, if relying solely on this technique.
Aside from decapitation, drowning, suffocation or overheating, indirect methods of death such as strangulation, hanging, etcetera can still bypass this technique.
Poisons, toxic gases or corrosives only affect him if they are targeted to damage bone, naturally, and work fast enough to overcome his regeneration.
Physical blunt force attacks are useless but slicing kenjutsu attacks that are strong enough to decapitate greater-than-steel hardness can kill him, if depending solely on this.
- This technique may be activated only once per battle, lasting for the rest of the battle but it cannot be deactivated
- Upon activating this technique, Deadpool cannot utilize any elemental techniques whatsoever above A rank, nor does his state of permanent flux allow him to take in natural energy or open the Inner Gates for the rest of the battle. He can, however, use Sound, as that is not an elemental chakra nature.
- As he cannot draw blood, Deadpool is rendered unable to summon.
- Deadpool cannot create more than one clone per use of the clone technique after activation of this. The clone will not have this technique activated and it cannot ever activate this.

As his body turns to bone, the noble, chivalrous, Deadpool draws a katana as he watches the laser-light show hit him. Invulnerable due to his Kryptonian heritage super kick-ass technique, he charges forward at the girl. Presumably, by this time the cheap-ass technique that is Kanashibari would have worn off due to his activation and his being struck by a lightning bolt.

YOU PROMISED ME A LASER CIRCUS ! WHERE ARE THE MOTHERHUGGING CLOWNS ?
I don't think there are any.
NO CLOWNS ? NO CLOWNS MEANS STABBY STABBY TIME !

Tapping into his secret store of Michael Jackson, Deadpool draws out a white fedora from his summoning seals, dons it and holds it with one hand while shouting "WOO!".

( Déjà Fu: Getsumen Hokō ) Déjà Fu: The Moonwalk

Type: Supplementary
Rank: D
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra: 10
Damage: N/A

A simple movement technique of DΓ©jΓ  Fu, the practitioner begins shouting "Whoo!" as he starts moving around the battlefield in a straight line, either forward or backward, performing the moonwalk. The sound activates a weak illusion on the opponent, which when combined with the moonwalk's style that seems like its flowing together, creates an illusion of the movement either taking less or more time than usual, depending on the practitioner's preference.
The moonwalk makes the practitioner move in a straight line, up to mid-range from his initial position, at roughly the speed of Rock Lee without weights. Due to the constant "Whoo!"s, it is hard to disguise the movement from the opponent.

Causing the flat-chested girl to believe he is moving slower than he actually is, he comes up on her like a rapi- AVENGING ANGEL ! and penetrates her body with his sword.

You know, it does sound like a rapi-
 
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